Quotes by Hipster Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them. Charles Bukowski hipster life people I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands, and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on... I like a stronger, more physically imposing man - like a lumberjack. Chloe Sevigny hipster new-york kids I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong. Chris Hardwick hipster honestly thinking The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously. Chris Hardwick hipster trying looks The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it. Chris Hardwick hipster nerd hate The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt. Chris Hardwick hipster nerd differences There's no ironic appreciation of things we love, even of things that are in fact ridiculous, which a hipster might take and own and show the world the humor in it. Chris Hardwick hipster ironic appreciation A thing we always talk about in today's culture is that nobody is an outsider - everybody's kind of a hipster on the inside. Chris Stein hipster today culture Violence is my last option. Chuck Norris hipster lasts violence Hipsters seek refuge in church, Our Lady of Perpetual Subculture. There is some discussion as to whether or not they are still cool but then they are calmed by the obscure location and the arrival of their kind. Keep the address to yourself, let the rabble fund it themselves. Wow, this crappy performance art is really making me feel no so terrible about my various emotional issues. Colson Whitehead hipster emotional art As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea. Dana Gould hipster age sea I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself. David Cross hipster kind white it's gonna hurt because it matters. David Levithan hipster hurt matter Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto. David Sedaris hipster sin sometimes I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely. Demetri Martin hipster comedian stars I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist. Diablo Cody hipster rocks writing I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit artfully concealed by stacks of Ksubi skinny jeans and ironic Judas Priest T-shirts. Diablo Cody hipster skeletons jeans Fact: The new '90210' is cooler than the old '90210.' It's the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series' venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents - they've been replaced by a hipster mom n' pop who get busted necking in the car. Diablo Cody hipster car mom I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way. Demetri Martin hipster gay focus Typography is what language looks like. Ellen Lupton hipster language looks «1234567891011»