Quotes by Holiday Stay with CBS now for more news, including: Is there a pall over the mall as holiday shoppers think small? Dan Rather holiday news thinking I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them. Dan Savage corporations holiday The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view. Daniel Handler holiday views baby It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, and it is a miracle if you get to spend your days and evenings doing whatever it is you like to do, and the holiday season - like all the other seasons - is a good time not only to tell stories of miracles, but to think about the miracles in your own life, and to be grateful for them, and that's the end of this particular story. Daniel Handler true-friend holiday grateful Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. Daniel Handler funny-work holiday talking Open this notebook every day and write down half a page at the very least. If you have nothing to write down, then at least, following Gogol’s advice, write down that today there’s nothing to write. Always write with attention and look on writing as a holiday. Daniil Kharms holiday notebook writing I grew up in a city, I'm a city person - I go on holiday and I'm bored. Danny Boyle holiday bored cities For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season. Darren Criss holiday heart thinking Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry holiday christmas religious We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly. Dave Barry holiday humorous giving ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them. Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag. If your children object to being tied, threaten to take them to see Santa Claus; that ought to shut them up. Dave Barry holiday humorous children Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. Dave Barry holiday christmas years I have been keeping myself fit. I am going on holiday next week in the Mediterranean so that I can really unwind after the football season and have a rest. David Ginola holiday football next-week If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. David Horowitz holiday kings birthday I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing his golf swing the whole time. David Letterman holiday golf thinking I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia. David O. Selznick holiday depressing christmas My 20s was a sea of worry. I worried about benefit forms, about being thrown out of my flat. I never went on holiday because I thought: 'What if an audition comes up?' I was a nervous wreck. David Nicholls holiday sea worry Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve. David Letterman halloween holiday men I didn't know anything about conceptual art when I left Kansas. I went to Cal Arts to be a painter, but the exciting stuff was happening elsewhere, so I took a holiday from painting for a few years. David Salle holiday years art Labour day is a great American holiday that people David Letterman holiday buying people «56789101112131415»