Quotes by Holiday As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays. Gabriel Iglesias holiday sacrifice years Liz looks at the tissue box, which is decorated with drawings of snowmen engaged in various holiday activities. One of the snowmen is happily placing a smiling rack of gingerbread men in an oven. Baking gingerbread men, or any cooking for that matter, is probably close to suicide for a snowman, Liz thinks. Why would a snowman voluntarily engage in an activity that would in all likelihood melt him? Can snowmen even eat? Liz glares at the box. Gabrielle Zevin holiday suicide men When I was younger, I had some close friends who always loved European football, and Real Madrid at that time were the dominant force. I remember family holidays when we used to go to Spain, and we'd bring back replica shirts of Real Madrid and pretend to be the players when we played in the park. Gareth Bale holiday real football I'm not a good time-off person. I'm awful on holiday. It comes from having that period when I didn't work. That really was the worst bit. Gary Barlow holiday good-times awful Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out a really big hole in their ass, take some stuffing and shove it inside their dead empty ass, and use the little dead ass as an oven to bake some bread. Somebody else’s dead empty bacteria-laden ass to make bread? Ass bread?! And people think vegans are weird? Because we eat tofu? And rice, and beans, and lentils? Gary Yourofsky turkeys holiday thinking No matter where you go, no matter how many gifts you give and receive this holiday season, unless you are actually present, it all flies by as if in a dream. Satisfaction in anything--a meal, an interaction, a gift, a sunset--depends on your willingness to take it in. Breathe. Feel your arms and your legs. You are allowed to love every little thing about yourself and your life. You are allowed to take up space and be all that you are. Really you are. Geneen Roth sunset holiday dream In Rome, I really wanted an Audrey Hepburn Roman Holiday experience, but the Trevi Fountain was crowded, there was a McDonald's at the base of the Spanish Steps, and the ruins smelled like cat pee because of all the strays. The same thing happened in Prague, where I'd been yearning for some of the bohemianism of The Unbearable Lightness of Being. But no, there were no fabulous artists, no guys who looked remotely like a young Daniel Day-Lewis. I saw this one mysterious-looking guy reading Sartre in a cafe, but then his cell phone rang and he started talking in aloud Texan twang. Gayle Forman holiday cat reading My feelings are those of a schoolboy getting in sight of the holidays. Or more seriously, my feelings are perhaps those of a matador who has decided not to enter the bull ring. Geoffrey Fisher holiday sight feelings Chestnuts are my favorite ingredient to use in the fall, especially for the holidays. I always find that they are meaty, hearty and have a mysterious refinement when cooked or roasted over sea salt. Geoffrey Zakarian holiday sea fall A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. George Bernard Shaw holiday work retirement Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa. George Wendt santa holiday wonderful We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. George Santayana holiday running order We had no churches, no religious organizations, no sabbath day, no holidays, and yet we worshiped. Sometimes the whole tribe would assemble to sing and pray; sometimes a smaller number, perhaps only two or three. The songs had a few words, but were not formal. The singer would occasionally put in such words as he wished instead of the usual tone sound. Sometimes we prayed in silence; sometimes each one prayed aloud; sometimes an aged person prayed for all of us. At other times one would rise and speak to us of our duties to each other and to Usen. Our services were short. Geronimo holiday religious song If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. George Carlin holiday weekend stupid The holidays stress people out so much. I suggest you keep it simple and try to have as much fun as you can. Giada De Laurentiis holiday stress fun Rome holds my psyche in balance. Whenever I'm there, it's like a holiday. Giambattista Valli rome holiday balance As a kid, you await holidays with a wide-eyed, passionate, almost maniacal enthusiasm. Heavy breathing is involved. Gina Barreca breathing holiday kids Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I always go all-out with my costumes. Ginnifer Goodwin costumes halloween holiday Christmas and the holidays are the season of giving. It's a time when people are more kind and open-hearted. Gisele Bundchen holiday christmas people Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. George Carlin holiday boring law «1112131415161718192021»