Quotes by Humor Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. Aristotle examination tests humor There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man. Aristotle humor humility funny Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal. Aristotle thieves humor funny The secret to humor is surprise. Aristotle secret-love philosophical humor Wit is cultured insolence. Aristotle insolence wit humor Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy. Arlene Croce humor light men The things that matter most are not things. Art Buchwald deep-thought humor matter People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald humor trying people The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial. Arthur Adamov humor character funny Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. Arthur Bloch humor friendship funny I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money Arthur Godfrey money humor funny The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. Arthur Hailey foul humor president The public doesn't want new music; the main thing it demands of a composer is that he be dead. Arthur Honegger music humor funny Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. Arthur Miller likes humor One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her. Arthur Rimbaud humor beauty funny The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. Arthur Schopenhauer humor writing funny After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter. Arturo Toscanini musical humor funny I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!' Ashton Kutcher humor watches funny People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg humor dog funny The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. Ayn Rand humor rights philosophy «4567891011121314»