Quotes by Java A class, in Java, is where we teach objects how to behave. Richard E. Pattis javalearningclass I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia. Richard Stallman javaislandswriting Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. Robert A. Heinlein javastagecoffee If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. Robert Sewell garbageexecutionjava Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly. Steve Yegge javapiecesgames I've never worked with the Java community. Miguel de Icaza workedneverjavacommunity«12
