Quotes by Kitchen Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances; occasionally, we smear their pages together with vibrant green glazes or crimson compotes, in order to delude ourselves, and any passing browsers, that we are practicing cooks; but in all honesty, a cookbook is something you read in the living room, or in the bathroom, or in bed. Anthony Lane kitchen honesty order For thousands of years, much of humankind has believed that only special places are infused with the sacred and that you must get away from the everyday in order to find it. Not so, everything is infused with the holy--from chairs to clothing to kitchen stoves. Anthony Lawlor kitchen order years I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen. Ari Graynor kitchen mom baby Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way. Gone were the days when she would stand on the deck lighting lemon-scented candles without then having to eat the wax.p28 Augusten Burroughs kitchen crazy gone My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way. Augusten Burroughs kitchen crazy mother The place I like best in this world is the kitchen. No matter where it is, no matter what kind, if it’s a kitchen, if it’s a place where they make food, it’s fine with me. Ideally it should be well broken in. Lots of tea towels, dry and immaculate. Where tile catching the light (ting! Ting!)” (p. 3). Banana Yoshimoto kitchen light broken A woman who ran a feminist organization in India told me one thing that stands out for her is bride burning. If a groom's family doesn't like an arranged marriage and they want to get rid of the woman, in-laws may set fire to her in the kitchen, or she may commit suicide in a "kitchen fire". Barbara Crossette kitchen feminist suicide From my earliest memory, times of crisis seemed to end up with women in the kitchen preparing food for men. Barbara Kingsolver kitchen men memories A fat kitchin, a lean Will. Benjamin Franklin kitchen food science It's in the kitchen that confidences are exchanged, that family life takes place; it's among the remains of a meal or when your're elbow-deep in peelings that you ask yourself what life is all about, rather than when you're sunk in an armchair in the sitting room. Benoite Groult kitchen elbows life You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. Bert Cooper kitchen stronger needs No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. Betty Friedan kitchen feminist shining I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do. Betty White kitchen cooking dog Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Well, roll my breakfast cause I'm a hungry man. Big Joe Turner kitchen men breakfast We're only truly secure when we can look out our kitchen window and see our food growing and our friends working nearby. Bill Mollison kitchen growing looks There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER. Bill Murray kitchen couple kids My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard. Billy Connolly buckets kitchen advice Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it. Bisco Hatori kitchen-sinks kitchen stories What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? Bob Saget kitchen car girlfriend I probably use my chef's knives more than any other tool in the kitchen. I'm not married to a particular brand, because they all work, they all have sharp blades. Bobby Flay kitchen knives tools «1234567891011»