Quotes by Machines That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge! James Patterson machinesrevengesaid And when the time comes to replace the O2 I have today, maybe my next machine will run Linux. Jamie Zawinski machinestimerunning We can prevent Europe from becoming a spiritless machine that, in the end, grinds to a halt. Jan Peter Balkenende machinesbecomingeurope You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. Janeane Garofalo dedicationmachinesapathy There is no difference between machine autonomy and the abdication of human responsibility. Jaron Lanier machinesdifferencesresponsibility We were developing a machine that used egg white, heat and sugar to synthesize methanol when a power surge caused an implosion. Owens was meringued. By the time we chipped him out the poor chap had expired. Jasper Fforde machineseggswhite the neighborhood is nothing but a protective zone- remodeling, disinfection, a snobbish and hygenic design- but above all in a figurative sense: it is a machine for making emptiness. Jean Baudrillard emptinessmachinesdesign If you can make it sound exciting with a joke drum machine, you know you've got something. Jeff Beck machinesexcitingsound We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. Jeff Bezos machinesinternetstage But there's so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. That's where we are. We don't get our hair caught in it, but that's the level of primitiveness of where we are. We're in 1908. Jeff Bezos machineslevelshair Motocross might be more dangerous because it's hard to tame the machine sometimes. Wrestling, you're dealing with yourself and your own body, but when you're trying to tame the machine, that sh*t can be kind of hard sometimes. Jeff Hardy machinestryingwrestling The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine. Jeff Bezos patternsmachinesbrain I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep. Jeff Lindsay machineswaitingthinking The mass of men serve the state thus, not as men mainly, but as machines, with their bodies. Henry David Thoreau machinesbodymen It's so empowering to see yourself as a machine. Jennie Finch empoweringmachinessoftball They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can't just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times. Jennifer Weiner cokemachinesrocks Generations of human beings were transformed into machines in the relentless pursuit of material wealth: We lived to work. Jeremy Rifkin wealthmachinesgenerations The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil? Jeremy Paxman machinespeopleideas I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines]. Jeremy Clarkson machinesracingstories I only wanted to be a good employee who generated as much profit as possible for his employer. I was merely a small cog in the machine - and now I'm suddenly supposedly the main person responsible for the financial crisis. Jerome Kerviel cogsmachinesfinancial«1920212223242526272829»
