Quotes by Maids Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I shall end up an old maid. Elizabeth Bennett maids matrimony ends [The] maid of honor - the unambiguous, grown-up equivalent of wearing best friend necklaces. Emily Giffin maids necklaces honor While it is true that commercial art is always in danger of ending up as a prostitute, it is equally true that noncommercial art is always in danger of ending up as an old maid. Erwin Panofsky maids danger art English is the product of a Saxon warrior trying to make a date with an Angle bar-maid, and as such is no more legitimate than any of the other products of that conversation. H. Beam Piper maids warrior trying Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid. Groucho Marx maids hey mean I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid. Hattie McDaniel maids week Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one. Hattie McDaniel maids week complaining I'd rather play a maid than be one. Hattie McDaniel maids play One must have all the virtues to sleep well. Shall I bear false witness? Shall I commit adultery? Shall I covet my neighbor's maid? All that would go ill with good sleep. Friedrich Nietzsche maids bears sleep Old maids, having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers, as woman's destiny requires, have for the most part a mania for making everything about them bend to them. Honore de Balzac maids bent destiny Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to remind their victims of the blood drawn. Honore de Balzac maids cat blood I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled! James Goldman maids troops damn I feel that directors at times are like the janitors on the set. I am the secretary, I am the organizer, I am the maid, and I ask if they have eaten or rested. The best things are always out of your control. It's those moments that surpass the imagination that are thrilling. Jane Campion maids imagination directors I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men. Janet Reno maids explanation men I'm just an awkward old maid with a very great affection for men. Janet Reno maids awkward men I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. So... I shall end an old maid, and teach your ten children to embroider cushions and play their instruments very ill. Jane Austen maids play children You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meg Whitman have in common? They both got in trouble for stiffing the maid. Jay Leno maids meg common I'm a real Kentish maid, you know. Jo Brand maids real knows Good housewives all the winter's rage despise, Defended by the riding-hood's disguise; Or, underneath the umbrella's oily shade, Safe through the wet on clinking pattens tread, Let Persian dames the unbrella's ribs display, To guard their beauties from the sunny ray; Or sweating slaves support the shady load, When eastern monarchs show their state abroad; Britain in winter only knows its aid, To guard from chilling showers the walking maid. John Gay maids support winter The poorest of the sex have still an itch To know their fortunes, equal to the rich. The dairy-maid inquires, if she shall take The trusty tailor, and the cook forsake. John Dryden maids curiosity sex «12345»