Quotes by My Boyfriend My boyfriend's idea of a lesson was to take me on a black diamond run in the middle of a hail storm and say, 'Go!' Ski patrol had to escort me to another lift to get me down the mountain. No, that wasn't humiliating, not at all Claudia Black my-boyfriend running ideas I mangle phrases constantly. The other day I was chatting with my boyfriend and I said to him, 'He really sold him under the bus.' And he said, 'I think you meant 'threw him under the bus,' or 'sold him up the river. Cristin Milioti my-boyfriend rivers thinking On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! Cristin Milioti first-date my-boyfriend firsts I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful! Crystal Reed my-boyfriend awful party I opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and let’s get out of here. I’m ready, I’m finished, let’s not break up, no, no. Take me home, my boyfriend, my love. Daniel Handler my-boyfriend home night My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. Diablo Cody jersey my-boyfriend italian I get up, go shopping, clean the flat, cook my boyfriend's dinner. It's great selling records, but it doesn't mean you have to turn into a freak. Dido Armstrong my-boyfriend shopping mean I want an iPhone 5, someone said something nasty on twitter, or my boyfriend isn't texting me back, like whatever the thing is that seems so major in your life, when a real disaster hits you suddenly strips it all away and you see what's really important and who you really are. Eli Roth my-boyfriend iphone real It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the 'Growing Pains'/'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me. Eliza Coupe my-boyfriend growing-up pain I guess I haven't really done anything romantic for anyone. I think my boyfriend is more romantic than I am. I think little things like sending unexpected text messages, or when I'm out of town I send postcards. I think that's sweet... but probably not very romantic. Emma Roberts my-boyfriend sweet thinking My home life is very much about getting up in the morning and getting to the gym or getting on my bicycle and making sure that I get to cook dinner for my boyfriend. Erika Christensen my-boyfriend home morning Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country, in New Jersey. Eva Herzigova my-boyfriend home country When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook. Evangeline Lilly my-boyfriend valentine men Before, I was really passive, all I cared about was being in love with my boyfriend. I didn't have any creative power, nothing. I don't know that person any more. Gwen Stefani being-in-love my-boyfriend creative I remember my boyfriend and I had just broken up, and I was like 'I don't care how much it costs, I'm getting my hair bleached!' That's really when everything changed. Gwen Stefani my-boyfriend broken hair I guess I would be most grateful for my family and my friends and my dogs, my boyfriend. I'm grateful for a lot. I'm grateful to be healthy. Haylie Duff my-boyfriend grateful dog It was moving, but so absurd that I nearly laughed out loud. I imagined a new line of Hallmark cards: "Thank you for not killing my boyfriend, even if it risks killing you. Hilary Duff my-boyfriend risk moving My dream evening is wearing my sweatpants, eating something delicious and watching TV with my boyfriend. India de Beaufort watching-tv my-boyfriend dream A massive beast dashed along the mountain apex. Astamur reached for his rifle. “A demon?” “No, not a demon.” I might have preferred one . “That’s my boyfriend.” Atsany and the shepherd turned to look at me. “Boyfriend?” Astamur said. Curran saw us. He paused on a stone crag and roared. The raw declaration of strength cracked through the mountains, rolling down the cliffs like a rockslide. “Yep. Don’t worry. He’s harmless. Ilona Andrews my-boyfriend mountain worry My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you please just let me be a sullen teenager. just this once J. J. Johnson garbage-cans my-boyfriend teenager «12345»