Quotes by Never Trust Never trust an android! Anything could happen, really, from here on in. Mallory Jansen androids never-trust happens You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word. Mark Twain never-trust men way You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage. Matthew J. Kirby cages traps never-trust Never trust a storyteller," he says. "We're all of us liars. Matthew J. Kirby storyteller never-trust liars Never trust a shiny surface. They hide a multitude of flaws. Melissa de la Cruz surface never-trust flaws Three things never trust in- The maiden sworn as pure, The vows a king has given, And an ambush that is sure. Mercedes Lackey never-trust three kings Never trust a journalist unless she's your mother. Nassim Nicholas Taleb journalist never-trust mother Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent. Neil Gaiman ninety-nine never-trust doe Never trust the storyteller. Only trust the story. Neil Gaiman sandman never-trust stories Never trust a politician, Todd. They have no fixed center, so you can never believe them. Patrick Ness never-trust politician believe Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork. Robert A. Heinlein never-trust knives complicated I never trust songwriters who talk about what their song is about. Roddy Woomble songwriters never-trust song Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you. Sabrina Jeffries never-trust rich men Never trust a dog to watch your food. Saint Patrick never-trust dog watches Obedient people never trust in themselves. St. Catherine of Siena obedient never-trust people You should never trust a person who prays in public. Stephen King never-trust should praying Never trust the translation or interpretation of something without first trusting its interpreter. Suzy Kassem interpretation never-trust firsts Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy. Tad Williams never-trust philosophy people A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors. Terry Tempest Williams macabre descent never-trust Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest. Theodore Roosevelt never-trust littles men «1234»