Quotes by Obamacare Obamacare is a marketplace in the same way the Knockout Game is a game. Ilana Mercer obamacaregamesway Let's fix what's broken about Obamacare, but let's not throw it away and give it all back to the insurance companies and the drug companies. Hillary Clinton obamacarebrokengiving America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Jay Leno obamacarehalloweenamerica President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare. Jay Leno obamacaremilitarywar The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place. Jay Leno obamacareheyneeds Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful. Jay Leno obamacareartistpeople The Obama administration has admitted that under Obamacare, you might not be able to keep your doctor. At first the president guaranteed you'd be able to keep your doctor, and now they're saying you 'might' be able to. Today Obama changed his slogan from 'Yes we can' to 'Perhaps we could try. Can't promise anything.' Jay Leno yes-we-canobamacaredoctors The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act? Jay Leno obamacarenamesyears Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it was too expensive. So the people who voted for Obamacare for us voted to exempt themselves from it. You know how doctors take the Hippocratic Oath. Congress apparently takes the 'Hypocritic Oath.' Jay Leno vacationobamacaredoctors According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created. Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to. Jay Leno obamacarefakesimple I tried to log on to the Obamacare website today. I don't think I'm doing it right. I lost 300 bucks playing Texas Hold 'Em. Jay Leno obamacaretexasthinking Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare. Jay Leno obamacarecongratulationspresident From the takeover of Detroit and the failed stimulus packages to the enactment of Obamacare, the president and congressional Democrats chose to use Americas economic crisis as an excuse to expand government rather than as an opportunity to responsibly shrink it. Jeb Hensarling obamacaregovernmentopportunity Why would our president close the embassy to the Vatican? Hopefully, it is not retribution for Catholic organizations opposing Obamacare. Jeb Bush obamacarecatholicorganization The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare. Jay Leno nbcobamacarejobs A four percent growth strategy means you fix a convoluted tax code. You get in and you change every aspect of regulations that are job killers. You get rid of Obamacare and replace it with something that doesn't suppress wages and kill jobs. Jeb Bush obamacarejobsmean After President Obama announced his support for net neutrality yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz tweeted that 'Net neutrality is Obamacare for the Internet.' While Ted Cruz continues to be the Taylor Swift of not getting over Obamacare. Jimmy Fallon obamacaretexasyesterday The fears are unanimous. ObamaCare is too expensive. It is a government takeover of our healthcare system. Services will be diminished. The patient-doctor relationship will be eliminated. It will not make healthcare more affordable. And it will bankrupt small businesses. Joe Kyrillos obamacaredoctorsgovernment 'Obamacare,' as it's been called, is far too reaching. It's overreaching. It needs to have a lot of it repealed. Joe Manchin reachingobamacareneeds Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an hour, or as most people call that, 'Thanksgiving Dinner.' Jimmy Fallon obamacareyesterdaypeople«23456789101112»
