Quotes by Pants I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants. Emily Procter pants missing firsts I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship. Eva Mendes pants shining men I love the contrast of this side of [Dolores from the Westworlds] coming out, this tough fighter coming through this sort of Disney princess. There's something really powerful about that. But I was really excited to get some pants. Evan Rachel Wood princess pants powerful I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much. Evel Knievel seats pants hurt Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards. Evan Esar pants credit cards Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? Frank Zappa pants honey lying The first time I saw Mikhail Baryshnikov it was like he had an anti-gravity machine in his pants. He would jump and stay in the air for 10 minutes. Gary Busey machines pants air Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get. Gary McCord golfers scream pants If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. Gena Showalter bodily-functions pants thinking If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine. Greg Behrendt sweaters fine pants When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! George W. Bush dixie pants moon With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants. Guillermo del Toro pants ghost heard Where are your pants, son? Harper Lee pants son When I was in elementary school I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used to be my bible. Hayley Williams pants fans school I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. Hilary Swank pants three years And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it. Holly Black roof pants wanted Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Hunter S. Thompson pants liberty morning I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I am sure some of them simply wrap it around themselves. Ivan Tverdovsky pants tails people You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power? J. B. Smoove pants motivation trying Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? James Dashner scorch-trials cry pants «1234567891011»