Quotes by Pet I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs. Connie Stevens pet dog two So maybe it’s just a part of who we all are, and always were. My worry now, though, is that we are starting to nurture these neuroses of ours, and treating them like pets. That can’t be a good thing. Craig Finn neurosis pet worry Serving the reader by working cooperatively with the writer? Sometimes throwing 'the rules' out the window? Clearing the decks of pet peeves, mythical prohibitions and intractability? That is subversive. And welcome. Craig Lancaster welcome pet sometimes Dogs are us, only innocent. Cynthia Heimel innocent pet dog Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man. D. H. Lawrence pet dog men I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would. Damien Hirst pet america thinking I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner. Dan Harmon pet stuff people I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree. Dana Burnet pedigree pet dog Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. Dana Gould pet noise perfect Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table. Daniel Handler coffee tables pet Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all. Daniel Handler pet may philosophy Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere. Dave Barry dog-love pet dog Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal Dave Barry humorous pet dog Lobsters displays all three of the classic biological characteristics of an insect, namely: 1. It has way more legs than necessary. 2. There is no way you would ever pet it. 3. It does not respond to simple commands such as "Here, boy!" Dave Barry simple pet boys She pulls away, pats me on the shoulder with three mini-pats, like those used to pet reptiles. Dave Eggers reptiles three pet In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. David Harsanyi rocks imagination pet The body is like a companion, a friendly pet that follows one around...One can continue to own the body and be responsible for it without identifying with it as one's identity. David Hawkins identity pet friendly As sisters, they probably have closer to 99 percent in common, but they’re not about to recognize that. They’d rather fight over what kind of pet they’re going to get … It’s an argument for its own sake. David Levithan fighting sake pet On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically. David Sedaris pet stories people Talking, texting or tweeting on your phone is the worst in any social situation. I went to a lunch during Paris Fashion Week, and I managed to steal a few moments with Lee Radziwill - who I think is perhaps the classiest woman alive - and she said this is her biggest pet peeve too. So I'm in good company. Derek Blasberg fashion pet thinking «1234567891011»