Quotes by Phones You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. Bill Hicks phones political book BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. Bill Hicks stupidity phones book Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD. Bill Maher dvds phones humorous The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' Bill Maher phones color white If Apple is enslaving Chinese to make its iPhones, you don't need to eat the i-Phone, you need to make sure that Apple is paying a living wage to someone, and then it adds a dollar to the cost of iphones, and everybody's cool. Bill McKibben apples iphone phones You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. Bill Murray boring phones eye When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don't like to have a situation placed over my head. Bill Murray phones chance jobs I did actually sit down with a blank sheet of paper once. I think the phone rang and that was the end of my literary career. Bill Nighy phones careers thinking Intuitively you want some place [such as your phone] to store phone numbers, so you have that part of your brain to do other tasks. Bill Nye phones brain numbers When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number. And if you say anything untoward, obscene or anything like that, FOX security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable. Bill O'Reilly accountability phones numbers If any sort of error is inexcusable, it's an incorrect phone number. One of the cardinal rules of copy editing is that every phone number published must be checked. Bill Walsh errors phones editing I hate television. I hate the internet. I hate cell phones. I hate cameras. I hate everything that destroys creativity. Billie Joe Armstrong creativity phones hate I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night; it works better than digging in your pocket for a quarter and looking for a payphone eight miles down the road. Billy Bob Thornton eight phones night The name of the author is the first to go followed obediently by the title, the plot, the heartbreaking conclusion, the entire novel which suddenly becomes one you have never read, never even heard of, as if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain, to a little fishing village where there are no phones. Billy Collins phones fishing memories Everybody likes to run around on their phones, including me, but we don't always want to hear who's sweating somewhere in some non-air-conditioned factory to create those things so that they can keep the prices down. Billy Corgan phones air running You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait. Billy Joel phones waiting home In hell there's a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never opened. No phone so you can't call home, and the TV works, but the clicker is broken. Billy Joel phones evil home Remember when friends was friends, and LL had a Benz? Biz Markie rap phones cells I think before Twitter people didn't think that way, not in any sort of meaningful or specific way, so what I'm trying to say, if we're trying a bunch of stuff, a lot of cool and great social stuff, a lot of platform stuff, then some of it will stick, and some of it will be junked over. Some of it will be just like the cell phone, you can't imagine not having it. Biz Stone phones meaningful thinking I think of Twitter as a messaging system that you didn't know you needed until you had it. Think about when cell phones first started coming out. People said, "Why would I carry my phone around?" And now you'll drive back to your house thirty miles if you forget your cell phone. Biz Stone phones cells thinking «4567891011121314»