Quotes by Santa I'm not going to make a present of Santa. Sam Allardyce santa football soccer Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. Samuel Butler santa-claus santa If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. Ted Strickland reindeer santa fire I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. Terry Zwigoff santa mother kids I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. Thom Yorke santa-claus santa mother Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected. Thomas Sowell santa play civilization Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year. Tim Burton santa bears years Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it? Tina St. John santa red want Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. Tom Clancy santa believe world I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. Trey Parker joseph-smith santa persons There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am. Vinnie Jones santa singing kings What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too? Will Ferrell santa cookies parent I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus. William P. Young santa god trying If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer. Woody Allen bail santa believe You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way. Tracy McMillan you santa universe way Santa was a fake. Stephen Lawrence santa fake Among the gorges and ravines that hang on Los Angeles's shoulders like a necklace, Topanga - nestled in the cleavage of the Santa Monica Mountains - is the most singular of ornaments. Steve Erickson mountains like shoulders santa George Martin looks like Santa Claus, but he's got a wonderfully disturbed mind. Sean Bean like santa mind looks The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.' John Gourley gift see santa christmas Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus. Julian Robertson saying you santa hate «1234567»
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