Quotes by Skiers I've only skied a couple of times in my life. Any skier would say I stink. Bridgette Wilson skiers stink couple Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. Dave Barry skiers menace views I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier. Evan Williams skiers skis very-good I'm dreading being on a ski cross with other skiers who don't know what they're doing. Heather Mills skiers skis crosses It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same. Hermann Maier skiers elegant stills You have to be a little crazy to be a downhill skier. Lindsey Vonn skiers crazy littles If you want to be among the greatest skiers, you have to win in Kitzbuehel at least once. Marcel Hirscher skiers winning want