Quotes by Smart The great person is ahead of their time, the smart make something out of it, and the blockhead, sets themselves against it. Jean Baudrillard great-personsmartchange More and more details coming out now about spoiled rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this week he was one of 52 kids. Mother must be exhausted. This guy inherited $80 million at age 13 and has since expanded it to $300 million through construction, smart investments and gas and oil investments. This way, he can use the money in his war against capitalism. Jay Leno smartmotherwar Yes, we are [friends] and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn't mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front. We are friends and I would miss you, do miss you and think of you very often. I don't want to lose this happy space where I have found someone who is smart and easy and doesn't bother to check their diary when we arrange to meet. Jeanette Winterson smartreadingfriendship No one expected you to amount to much," she told me. "Lori was the smart one, Maureen the pretty one, and Brian the brave one. You never had much going for you except that you always worked hard. Jeannette Walls briansmartbrave Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges. Jeff Abbott smartdumbjudging A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. Jeff Cooper smartwisdomwise Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad. Jay Leno smartdadrunning Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him? Jay Leno smartbelievefather Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat Jeaniene Frost mountainsmartcat You can work long, hard, or smart, but at Amazon.com you can’t choose two out of three. Jeff Bezos smarttwolong Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself. Jeff Kinney smartmomkids I looked around the store and what I saw was not very encouraging. There were rows and rows of violent toys...aisle after aisle of training devices for recreational slaughter. No wonder our world was such a mean and violent place...if we teach children that killing is fun, can we really be surprised if now and then someone is smart enough to learn? Jeff Lindsay smartfunchildren I like having the digital camera on my smart phone, but I also like having a dedicated camera for when I want to take real pictures. Jeff Bezos smartphonesreal As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it - it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it anymore. Jay Leno smarttwothinking I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw. Jeff Lindsay smartclevercharacter The students we saw were all bright, attractive, and polite, and the teachers all seemed to be smart and dedicated, and I began to appreciate the benefits of a private school education. If only I'd had the opportunity to attend a place like this, who knows what I might have become? Perhaps instead of a mere blood-spatter analyst who slunk away at night to kill without conscience, I could have become a doctor, or a physicist, or even a senator who slunk away at night to kill without conscience. It was terribly sad to think of all my wasted potential. Jeff Lindsay smartteacherschool There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time. Jay Leno smartrunningmean Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations. Jay Leno smartdaughterdog Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. Jeffrey Donovan smartfightingwar It's a deep and all but certain truth about narcissistic personalities that to meet them is to love them, but to know them well is to find them unbearable. Confidence quickly curdles into arrogance; smarts turn to smugness, charm turns to smarm. Jeffrey Kluger smartarrogancepersonality«5657585960616263646566»
