Quotes by Surprise I wake up every morning and I surprise myself. I wake up to a new me. Gina Carano wake-up surprise morning Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke. George Carlin shock surprise way If anything is a surprise then there is not much difference between older and younger because the only thing that does make anybody older is that they cannot be surprised. Gertrude Stein surprise differences doe I had been told by so many people that I was going to be nominated, that I should be nominated, that there wasn't any question about my being nominated. I don't think it was a surprise. Gloria Stuart surprise people thinking Surprise is the enemy of prudence. Goliarda Sapienza caution surprise enemy One of the things I love, and I'm a voracious reader as well as a writer, is books that surprise me, that are not predictable. George R. R. Martin things-i-love surprise book Love is a constant source of inspiration, surprise, and wonderment. Gloria Estefan surprise inspiration love-is I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody! Glenn Beck weekend surprise gun No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again. Graham Chapman surprise weapons two I think the movie business is in trouble. It's all movies that you've seen before. Everything's a remake; they want things that are familiar rather than things that surprise you. Graydon Carter surprise want thinking A good joke provides tension, and then, release of that tension. You build the tension by saying things that are controversial. The release is the laugh. The bigger the surprise or insight in your joke, the bigger the laugh. Greg Giraldo controversial surprise laughing Evil did not catch God by surprise. He had a rescue plan, and He's still in the process of working out His plan. Greg Koukl work-out surprise evil Cowardece is often just another name for being taken by surprise. Gregory David Roberts surprise taken names Surprise, unpredictability: these are the main materials of creativity. Gueorgui Pinkhassov materials creativity surprise It's hard to be shocking now. It's hard to challenge people because the Internet has allowed everyone to become much more worldly, much more visual. It's very hard to surprise people. Guido Palau surprise challenges people Surprise is the secret of joy. Gilbert K. Chesterton surprise secret joy Ninety-nine percent of all surprises in business are negative. Harold Geneen ninety-nine surprise negative I'd rather risk an ugly surprise than rely on things I know I can do. Helen Frankenthaler ugly surprise risk Well, I was already so happy being chosen to do the issue itself, that when I got on the cover, it was even more of a surprise and even more amazing to me. Heidi Klum issues surprise being-happy You think you know everything about a person, but the truth often comes as a surprise. Henning Mankell you-think-you-know surprise thinking «56789101112131415»