Quotes by Swear To God My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh." Adam Sandler swear-to-godyeahmother I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance. Chris Evans swear-to-goddanceinspirational When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true. Dane Cook swear-to-godswearright-now I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford. Dave Chappelle swear-to-godkoreacountry People are sometimes like: "Oh man, you're so talented and you do a bunch of stuff." I'm not! I swear to god, I'm not. I just like learning stuff, I like doing stuff. And I feel like everybody can definitely do it. Donald Glover swear-to-godstuff-i-likemen I swear to god; happiness is the best makeup. Drew Barrymore swear-to-godmakeupbeauty I think happiness is a choice. If you feel yourself being happy and can settle in to the life choices you make, then it's great. It's really, really great. I swear to God, happiness is the best makeup. Drew Barrymore swear-to-godmakeupthinking There were times, especially when I was traveling for 'Eat, Pray, Love,' when, I swear to God, I would feel this weight of my female ancestors, all those Swedish farmwives from beyond the grave who were like, 'Go! Go to Naples! Eat more pizza! Go to India, ride an elephant! Do it! Swim in the Indian Ocean. Read those books. Learn a language.' Elizabeth Gilbert swear-to-godoceanbook I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I'm crazy. I swear to God I am. J. D. Salinger swear-to-godcrazylying Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God. J. D. Salinger swear-to-godhotsex That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman. J. D. Salinger swear-to-godmadmenterrible But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am. J. D. Salinger swear-to-godswearcrazy Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will. J. D. Salinger swear-to-godvolunteerwar As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. Janet Evanovich swear-to-godtwolong I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work. Jennifer Lopez swear-to-godhotpeople I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God. Joan Van Ark swear-to-godwantplay Your eyes have turned as black as a Crow’s,” she blurted out. He didn’t even blink over her bizarre comment. “Not this time, Christina,” he said in a furious whisper. “Compliments won’t get me off balance again, my little temptress. I swear to God, if you ever again dismiss me so casually, I’m going to––” “Oh, it wasn’t a compliment,” Christina interrupted, letting him see her irritation. “How presumptuous of you to think it was. The Crow is our enemy. Julie Garwood swear-to-godeyethinking Let go of me or slow down," she demanded as she tried to keep pace with him. He slowed down. "I swear to God, you try the patience of a saint." "You aren't a saint, Brodick, no matter what your mother might have told you. Julie Garwood swear-to-godmotherletting-go Trouble follows you like a shadow, Gillian. You're prone to injuries. I swear to God, if a tree decided to fall right now, it would find your head to land on." "Oh, for heaven's sake," she muttered. "I'll admit that I have had a run of bad fortune, but—" He wouldn't let her continue. "A run of bad fortune? Since I've known you, you've been beaten, stabbed and now shot with an arrow. If this keeps up, you'll be dead in another month Julie Garwood swear-to-godrunningfall Record company execs eat their young, I swear to God. Linda Barnes swear-to-godrecordsmusic12»
