Quotes by Umpires In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out. Larry Goetz umpires decision thinking It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too. Larry Goetz umpires enough looks Fighters today are much bigger, stronger and quicker and not only that but referees, judges and doctors back then were very strict and if your head got busted up the fight would be stopped. Larry Holmes umpires doctors fighting The umpire had comical news. The congregation had been theoretically spotted from the air by a theoretical enemy. They were all theoretically dead now. The theoretical corpses laughed and ate a hearty noontime meal. Kurt Vonnegut umpires air enemy Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter umpires levels work Earl gave me his version of what happened and asked me not to suspend the umpires. Lee MacPhail psychology umpires sports I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules. Leo Durocher umpires baseball games In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you. Leo Durocher umpires reading mind My career should adapt to me. Fame is like a VIP pass wherever you want to go. Leonardo DiCaprio vip umpires careers The courtroom is a quiet place, Judge Roberts, where you park your political ideology, and you call the balls and you call the strikes. Lindsey Graham umpires political judging I love what I'm doing. It's my life. When it's time to go, I'll probably be fighting to get out of the casket. I'll be yelling at the priest instead of a referee. Lou Duva yelling umpires fighting Great progress was made when arbitration treaties were concluded in which the contracting powers pledge in advance to submit all conflicts to an arbitration court, treaties which not only specify the composition of the court, but also its procedure. Ludwig Quidde arbitration umpires progress To these ideals which were instilled in me when I was a youth, I attribute in a large degree the success that was mine on the bicycle tracks of the world. Major Taylor umpires track success I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry. Marcel Carne umpires cry giving Never pray for justice, because you might get some. Margaret Atwood umpires prayer justice I think that my biggest attribute to any success that I have had is hard work. There really is no substitute for working hard. Maria Bartiromo umpires work thinking The magistrates are the ministers for the laws, the judges their interpreters, the rest of us are servants of the law, that we all may be free. Marcus Tullius Cicero umpires judging law We are too much accustomed to attribute to a single cause that which is the product of several, and the majority of our controversies come from that. Marcus Aurelius umpires majority too-much Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. Marie Anne de Vichy-Chamrond, marquise du Deffand umpires integrity inspirational Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity. Mark Hoppus advocating umpires yeah «4567891011121314»