1. The reality that people have created, that is, the world of people, is a reflection of the vicious hedonism of instincts, infantile childhood traumas. 2. Spermotoxicosis, it is enough for a girl to tickle a guy so that he cums, how to shake a can of pop Testosterone is when shampoo for the whole body 3. Anger boils like a jacuzzi for an energy vampire Herpes commercialism Gangrene on self-esteem, from female rejections Your girlfriend has a bunch of other people's fingerprints A crisis is when a mastrubator is inherited Serious relationship with a mastrubator Order a prostitute how to order a pizza Nose hair violin ready There is no electricity in your brains Your blood pressure doesn't rise because mosquitoes live in your house. Toothy Alimony Vaginas Your intuition has a whole dictation The convolutions are tangled like wires in a computer Anger Non-stick Quickness Your farting damaged the ecology of the house Anarexic is a deflated sex doll 4. When you write a dissertation, you suck all the minerals out of your brain, all the vitamins, calcium and zinc. The percentage of alcohol tells in which octave a person will sing Old age is myopia, telescopes on glasses do not help Mystical lies of greed Optimists deny reality, they're stoned Turn the flamethrower of passion between your legs, fry your chicken or ham or bacon Haven't had sex in a while, defrost chicken in the oven Complain about life in phone sex Aaa redneck is not orientation Maybe I'm too smart for marriage The psycho says to the psychologist maybe you are the psycho A crisis is when you use, eat up to the end out of harm When you are away, the wife takes out a dog whistle, it says husband How beautiful, where is my bib Your beauty brought my penis back from the dead I got a girlfriend, I'll bring it on a forklift Watching a horror movie about my life in a diaper You bury love that counts, m-yes you are an undertaker Fat folds at the waist like ballet tutus It pisses you off, I'm glad I'm drowning in your boobs, this is a more honest answer I've seen the price tags of girls ensuring you die a virgin Wrinkled tree bark between legs, dead cuckoo inside vibrator parkinson Noseless scavengers Drunk to dance so that even great-grandchildren would be ashamed Bitten by a dog, how many teeth are left on your buttocks, hmm, you have a toothy ass In sex, you are the leader or assistant Wool on the chin, fly trap From the crisis, paranormal, mystical lies. What a strong grip, what an experience of ananism Fist mark on a cooked burger Fast food, sin Testosterone is when you're a Star Wars Chewback Girl you can meet you, no need to threaten me Excitement accelerates hair loss Extreme looking at bills Girls sometimes dream of a marathon of sausages Her dance in the strip club is a dance to call the rain of sperm and saliva A hundred children scream and cry at the same time, the sounds of the underworld Your fat wife jumped into the water, the waves cannot calm down for the second month Female Voice Migraine Enhancer A creative crisis is when it's sunny and clear in your head The guy keeps his hands in the pockets of his jacket, behind the pose of a rooster When a woman tries to give a compliment, she seems to be solving an equation. You work hard, you see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's not optimism, you're dying The crumbling old people are coming, a dust storm of ashes is approaching us That girl over there eats me with her eyes, I'm afraid she will jinx me Vomit rises on the elevator I'm a stripper on the contrary, they throw money at me so that I get dressed So smart, he would have made himself a brain surgery constellation acne Bad taste is an exorcism Sue your wife of your dignity Names of alarm clocks: torture and executioner Romantics are brain dead Hair immigration from north to south Looking at you I lost my virginity twice In sex with a bbw, you are the scales that scream There is no sex in a crisis, no one will open a can of food at this time You are aged, you are posing in front of a girl, you are straining your muscles, something crunched in your back. Today is hot weather, smells like bacon in the crowd. 5. I'm ultra good in bed I'm just saying come here for a second How much do I earn? Bro Even Ugly Prostitutes Make More Than Me How much do I earn in a month, a homeless man in New York collects in an hour You may remain a virgin for life, but you will be a rich virgin. You have erection problems don't worry with our currency you won't need it. Protect yourself from anger. Humor is like a condom in your pocket, you never know when you'll need it. I hit on a girl and tell her you like marshmallows and she tells me yes, but not salty I drank a whole pack of sedatives, I thought it would kill me. And you know what… not calmed down. Everyone thinks that I am a beech. That I'm a bunch of beeches. Today I had a bad day. I love girls to the very end. Until a complete ban. By flushing sperm down the toilet, you flush the lucky ones. The lucky ones given the economic situation. With rising inflation, a man starts a serious relationship with a masturbator. Mothers are crazy now, children come out of the vagina, the portal of rabies Do not stick your penis into the socket, the alimentary current will hit What's funny about my initials, I'm Mr. hun sun, hun take it out Who are you, where are our things, why are you sitting here, oh sorry next compartment Bachelor turns into gollum from lord of the rings The lazy one can be seen by the corn teeth Astrological currency forecast, you're done The pinnacle of vanity is when other people dream Five years, the last year of life, and then the first of September Cats are furniture It's hard to have children if you have diabetes, watch them eat sweets I eat fast food and drug addicts sniff my farts and see beautiful glitches Auction is a competition of stupidity, how people set records of stupidity, usually the dumbest one wins when he buys an expensive thing that is gathering dust in the corner The Penis Creates a Split Personality Modern creativity, the sewers broke through Mohawk where the anus, afro fluff over the penis, porcupine on the back, girlish pigtails on the beard, rocker hair on the nipples You have a kept woman, in what sex position do they troll your budget The careerist has big baby nipples, these huge breasts bring back to childhood Menstruation, woman wants blood You're married, what are you sitting for Married anniversary of the death of masculinity In marital duty, first rose petals lead to bed, and eventually chips In the shoe store, everything is used, how many times they tried it on, they won’t tell you Confectionery channel, it was created by sadists naked girl mind blowing Childhood ends when you throw sex toys I hate this world, girls don't sexually harass me Surrounded by sha-shaped girls, this one is the size of Jupiter, this one is Mars, and this Venus, around them satellites are burgers and cola You are rich, buy yourself a shocker to fend off greedy women Inspiration is an erection Fashion is creative vomit anal poop rig When a woman asks you, she seems to point a gun at you When you learn not to look at tits and butts, you have a face like a drug addict who is stoned A careerist is like a girl scout Respect is the decibels of a scream Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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You are the supreme dream. Hypnotic delight. I am ready to worship dance and sing songs to every part of your body. You are like erotic saxophone music. From love to you I do not understand at all, only emotions of love of lust and passion. My love grows for you every day and will soon outgrow the scale of the universe. My soul levitates with love and moves around your axis. My passion is like aggressive brutal sex. The unbridled power of love. My heart chakra radiates love for you. Your voice is a song of my love, which excites passion to the very depths of the consciousness of the subconscious of the unconscious, falling in love to infinity. You are like the hottest sex, oh god yes, my soul was made for yours. You are the supreme dream. Hypnotic delight. I am ready to worship dance and sing songs to every part of your body. You are like erotic saxophone music. From love to you I do not understand at all, only emotions of love of lust and passion. My love grows for you every day and will soon outgrow the scale of the universe. My soul levitates with love and moves around your axis. My passion is like aggressive brutal sex. The unbridled power of love. My heart chakra radiates love for you. Your voice is a song of my love, which excites passion to the very depths of the consciousness of the subconscious of the unconscious, falling in love to infinity. You are like the hottest sex, oh god yes, my soul was made for yours. Your beauty is the endless poetry of passionate love, in erotic lust. A burst of heart from endless sleepless love obsession, a portal is opened in my heart to the dimension of endless love passion where you are the Goddess. An infinitely powerful orgasm of catharsis with delight. Subconsciously and unconsciously attracts only to you. You are beautiful, well, just roast. Among an infinite number of values ​​and treasures, you are the highest jewel of the universe. Phew babe you are a hot moan and heat of imagination. You are a looped soap in your head, repeating itself over and over again. Beautifully straight to a heart attack. Aesthetically perfect. My mouth is just open with delight and my brain is turned off, I am zombified by your beauty. You are my sincere dream, this will be confirmed by any lie detector. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Your self-deception and selfishness Beat only a few enemies to death, laziness due to which you will become poor, fear giving problems (beat the problem, not people) and your own selfishness, because of which you will be lonely. And your most important enemy, the boss of all your problems and sorrows because of which you live in the illusions of deception - it is your self-deception because of him, you do not see the truth and the light of holiness of spirit, their death will give you happiness. 7. Fear is your shadow, the sun reflects in it all your instincts in which vices and inner flaws are hidden. Fear is a confirmation that you are alive, since the dead do not have a shadow, some after death themselves turn into a shadow. 8. Relationships are children's play tea. 9. Chaste modesty in modern society is the pestis of a hypocritical girl in an erotic costume of an angel with a trident of a devil as a symbol of bitchiness. 10. For higher powers, feelings are not important, only a reaction. 11. Loneliness is an oppressive silence, plunging into the depths of reality and the words are just noise. 12. Be against any kind of smoking, because the smoker smokes and exhales cigarette smoke. This smoke from his rotten lungs, spoiled body, harmful bacteria, all this nasty dirt in the smoke goes into your nose and mouth. If you value your health, then be against smoking 13. The smile of awareness gives sexual pleasure from your own laughter - this is an epiphany orgasm. 14. Self-deception catches your joke by grabbing your hand, the joke of which you wanted to hit someone and half of your life beats you half to death with your own joke, but this is the irony of karma. 15. All people are diamonds, but they do not cleanse themselves of the dirt of laziness, without striving for perfection, they do not want to make themselves a filigree cut to see new facets of possibilities. 16. Look at these two smiling freaks, they are your laziness and fear, they are the sixes of your egoism, while egoism submits to self-deception. Because of them, you are at the bottom of your life. Take two brass knuckles: will and courage, beat them, but kill them, I feel how you get pleasure from this, you see that you are becoming richer. Kill them because only they pull you to the bottom. 17. When the powerful bass of anger sounds, everyone is deaf in their eyes, the darkness of selfishness, and their eyes reflect drama, and maybe tragedy, but later comes realization along with crying laughter of regret. 18. Potential is a lunar eclipse when it overshadows all envious shadows. 19. Looking like a lot of playful toys called chattering teeth in the basement of mankind's thinking, this place is the abode of envy. 20. History hides the sins of selfishness under new theories. 21. Time accumulates ghosts Time accumulates ghosts, over time they can become so many that they will become a separate people and the living and the dead will live together as one people. 22. Faithful loving girls are the most gorgeous and luxurious they are priceless. 23. Psychology is stereotyped Psychology thinks very stereotypically, you cannot fully rely on it, since it is almost impossible to calculate the code of behavior or the pattern of its actions. Since a person is unpredictable even for himself. 24. Compliment girls more often Compliments are like an erotic massage of the soul and nerves for a girl. 25. A creative person, be it a singer, actor, artist, musician, dancer, etc., is a star who illuminates and warms the souls of the whole world with his amazing talent. But then star fever begins, that is, the star's creative crisis, her fame dies and she turns into a black hole of scandalous vanity, which sucks in all the attention of the surrounding worlds. 1. There are two types of optimism: selfish (the main thing is that I feel good) and spiritualized (wise with life experience) Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Your self-deception and selfishness Beat only a few enemies to death, laziness due to which you will become poor, fear giving problems (beat the problem, not people) and your own selfishness, because of which you will be lonely. And your most important enemy, the boss of all your problems and sorrows because of which you live in the illusions of deception - it is your self-deception because of him, you do not see the truth and the light of holiness of spirit, their death will give you happiness. 7. Fear is your shadow, the sun reflects in it all your instincts in which vices and inner flaws are hidden. Fear is a confirmation that you are alive, since the dead do not have a shadow, some after death themselves turn into a shadow. 8. Relationships are children's play tea. 9. Chaste modesty in modern society is the pestis of a hypocritical girl in an erotic costume of an angel with a trident of a devil as a symbol of bitchiness. 10. For higher powers, feelings are not important, only a reaction. 11. Loneliness is an oppressive silence, plunging into the depths of reality and the words are just noise. 12. Be against any kind of smoking, because the smoker smokes and exhales cigarette smoke. This smoke from his rotten lungs, spoiled body, harmful bacteria, all this nasty dirt in the smoke goes into your nose and mouth. If you value your health, then be against smoking 13. The smile of awareness gives sexual pleasure from your own laughter - this is an epiphany orgasm. 14. Self-deception catches your joke by grabbing your hand, the joke of which you wanted to hit someone and half of your life beats you half to death with your own joke, but this is the irony of karma. 15. All people are diamonds, but they do not cleanse themselves of the dirt of laziness, without striving for perfection, they do not want to make themselves a filigree cut to see new facets of possibilities. 16. Look at these two smiling freaks, they are your laziness and fear, they are the sixes of your egoism, while egoism submits to self-deception. Because of them, you are at the bottom of your life. Take two brass knuckles: will and courage, beat them, but kill them, I feel how you get pleasure from this, you see that you are becoming richer. Kill them because only they pull you to the bottom. 17. When the powerful bass of anger sounds, everyone is deaf in their eyes, the darkness of selfishness, and their eyes reflect drama, and maybe tragedy, but later comes realization along with crying laughter of regret. 18. Potential is a lunar eclipse when it overshadows all envious shadows. 19. Looking like a lot of playful toys called chattering teeth in the basement of mankind's thinking, this place is the abode of envy. 20. History hides the sins of selfishness under new theories. 21. Time accumulates ghosts Time accumulates ghosts, over time they can become so many that they will become a separate people and the living and the dead will live together as one people. 22. Faithful loving girls are the most gorgeous and luxurious they are priceless. 23. Psychology is stereotyped Psychology thinks very stereotypically, you cannot fully rely on it, since it is almost impossible to calculate the code of behavior or the pattern of its actions. Since a person is unpredictable even for himself. 24. Compliment girls more often Compliments are like an erotic massage of the soul and nerves for a girl. 25. A creative person, be it a singer, actor, artist, musician, dancer, etc., is a star who illuminates and warms the souls of the whole world with his amazing talent. But then star fever begins, that is, the star's creative crisis, her fame dies and she turns into a black hole of scandalous vanity, which sucks in all the attention of the surrounding worlds. 1. There are two types of optimism: selfish (the main thing is that I feel good) and spiritualized (wise with life experience) 1. The world is a toilet bowl where everyone shits with their egoism, and someone from above presses the drain button around the clock, and flushes a huge number of people into the toilet, those who cannot be drained will survive. 2. 1. Here people can see the universe, inside a black hole in the space of passions. Chronosphere of a quantum leap of feelings from all lives. As if inside reincarnation and you see everything that was, all that you have is the past. The range of feelings that you have felt in all your lives. A palette of memories. It takes you to another universe. Into a new life. Bright colors of nostalgia, this is the wealth of the past. Warm tones where we felt good and cold tones where we felt bad. All this becomes unimportant when you become a spectator. Art gallery of all portraits of personalities with high acting. Life is a masterpiece when there are relatives. Eternity is romance. Through the time and space of the timing of life, we rush forward. 2. Natural selection and evolution by typing, and by pull. Love couples are formed by typing, success and good luck are obtained by typing. 3. 1. Genetics is the butcher of fate, everything here consists of errors. Time forms in a person a masterpiece of the quantum deformation of reality. 2. Art is the empathy of associations. 3. Real life is silence without thoughts, without dreams, without illusions. This is existence in reality. 4. Life is a meditation of romance, and a meditation of reality. Quantum vision through the thickness of the times of paradoxical lies. 5. Nature is the spiritual aesthetics of awareness. 3. 1. We live in an existential abstraction, a paradoxical illusion. The world is the result of the ugly imagination of selfishness. 2. Synesthesia of catharsis, forms the empathy of associations. It distorts reality and forms a simulacrum of reality, forms a gene transmutation of the chimera of thinking. 3. Replicants of our world, they think literally. 4. Lyrical jazz of life, pierces infinity, the world of people is the existential bottom of illusions, the utopia of hedonism of desires and temptations, like a meat grinder of thoughts, it destroys you so that you plunge into oblivion of emptiness. A world in which the design of the illusion is constantly changing. 5. The cold snow of reality, will cover with a blanket of humility, cool the warmth of sorrow and sadness with insensibility. 4. 1. Loving a mercantile woman is like loving a matrix machine. A machine cannot love only to consume. 2. We expect something from life, looking like a spectator like a prisoner. We are serving our term. Our consciousness is aging, and the subconscious is becoming richer in paradoxes. What life consists of soft notes or rough notes. It is sensual tenderness in hope. Life is an expectation of the realization of meaning in life. We peer into the world in which we build ourselves gigantic problems out of lies. We shape the world from lies. This is our main building material. Consciousness pierces the infinity of nonsense in reincarnation. The darkness of the emptiness of the past as a great canalization of the paradoxes of the subconscious. We mostly act unconsciously. 1. Form yourself Body like children's plasticine, become such a man so that girls and women have a natural fire between their legs, so that trousers are on fire with excitement. The same applies to girls, the more your shape, that is, the bait you are more likely to get married. 2. Cybernetics of etiquette The danger is that the robotization of the formal hypocrisy of the selfish world is developing. The cybernetics of selfish etiquette, where one will unlearn compassion and even cry, everyone will only smile politely while committing an unconscious sin that is the result of hopeless despair. 3. Around you there are a lot of ironic gifts in which there may be a hypocritical sarcasm of approval. Gifts of Fate and they all tick and only a few of them will not explode and cripple you. Be sure to save those that talk about your family and children. 4. Wild anger enveloped in chains of patience, red-hot with the fire of rage. Abstinence is the highest human feeling. You must live a life without anger, shackling him in the arms of nobility and love, and then the hellish flame of anger will turn into a steel of peace. Anger is painful because it is a delusion devoid of any sense of justice, it does not give you respect or a sense of satisfaction from justice, only a contemptible shame in front of higher powers. Anger is an unnecessary feeling of the mind and heart, it is a fire that burns the soul and defiles memory. Anger is the product of new grievances, dramas, and tragedies. Live only one life without anger, and the vicious circle of self-deception, the wheel of samsara and reincarnation of déjà vu, the whole life as an inadequate sleep will stop, and you will wake up in paradise, the same life will stop repeating itself. 5. Cyber ​​Animatronics In all this cyber illusion of the human world, the animatronic work ethic needs to be lubricated with the machine oil of the humanity of empathy. 1. Life is a tough ghetto, brutal gangsta philosophy. The crisis is growing, karmic carousels are turning on. 2. The true self is a lonely lamp post in the middle of emptiness, illuminating the space of the true one. 3. 1. Whatever happens, loyalty is strengthened when I see you. Love deepens from the thought of you, I love you powerfully, you are an erotic dope, love hypnosis, you are a flying high, I am fried with passion for you. Roughly exciting. Extremely exciting. Quivering delight. I am drawn to an instinctive, vicious passion. I am drawn to you even without libido and testosterone. You are a vital part of life, your image immerses you in an erotic, fabulous fantasy. 2. We form our DNA, the DNA of our future with the help of chemistry and GMOs. From this, children are more likely to get sick. But what if human DNA is completely chemically painful. What if this is the end of civilization. And people put their dirty greedy hands there that they themselves do not fully understand. Genetics will either destroy us or break all DNA codes and we will move to a new level of physiology and consciousness. Life experiences shape DNA. We shape ourselves and our own future. A quantum leap of awareness in a change in consciousness, space and time. New DNA strands as new levels of awareness and can program consciousness. Divine power that from the greed of some people can destroy us. 3. A closed person is like a toy that you pull by the string and she says the same negative phrases. This is an emaciated person. 4. Life is like a ship and there is a holiday or a storm in it. And the sea as an element of fate. The sails of the higher powers lead the ship and the wind of change can sometimes change its course. The compass of awareness guides the circular earth of reincarnation. Life is the romance of travel and knowledge of the world. The family is the crew of the ship. Which has its own holds of secrets. The course of insight leads only forward through life. 5. Expression and sounding of reality as a rupture of the dimension of consciousness. The insight of consciousness creates a gap in the dimension. The darkness dissipates and we see a mystical truth. 6. Vices are pretenses of instincts. People do not understand what they are doing - this is vicious infantilism, self-doubt. 7. Toys of the subconscious that are the basis of the paradoxical game of the illusion of life. 8. The world is a toilet bowl where everyone shits with their egoism, and someone from above presses the drain button around the clock, and flushes a huge number of people into the toilet, those who cannot be drained will survive. Fabulous fantasy Whatever happens, loyalty is strengthened when I see you. Love deepens from the thought of you, I love you powerfully, you are an erotic dope, love hypnosis, you are a flying high, I am fried with passion for you. Roughly exciting. Extremely exciting. Quivering delight. I am drawn to an instinctive, vicious passion. I am drawn to you even without libido and testosterone. You are a vital part of life, your image immerses you in an erotic, fabulous fantasy. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich