A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. Helen Rowland More Quotes by Helen Rowland More Quotes From Helen Rowland Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Helen Rowland roasting wedding men the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance Helen Rowland regret chance mistake A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him. Helen Rowland cheerful temptation men Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion Helen Rowland passion baby boys For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. Helen Rowland kissing average men Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. Helen Rowland cynic jest wit Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly. Helen Rowland flattery wine men Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. Helen Rowland laughter kissing laughing Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. Helen Rowland heartbroken broken-heart men Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married. Helen Rowland faithful love men A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Helen Rowland single beauty inspirational Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling of the trump. Helen Rowland spring love fall Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it. Helen Rowland intervals eternity men The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. Helen Rowland dollars real men There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. Helen Rowland age watches people Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks. Helen Rowland annoying forever men There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. Helen Rowland devil saint literature Marriage: a souvenir of love. Helen Rowland souvenirs The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. Helen Rowland flirty flirting girl Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. Helen Rowland shoes average men
