A dark room with some low-level whale music and a flat bed and a woman pulling your shoulder back and forth is a happy place. Claudia Winkleman More Quotes by Claudia Winkleman More Quotes From Claudia Winkleman Weddings happen once. That's the point. They're a bluster of confetti and hope all wrapped up in sticky wedding cake and four-year-old girls in big dresses with massive bows. Claudia Winkleman happenweddingcakehope I don't like anything too perfect, or anyone who looks like they have just stepped out of a salon; that's not for me. Claudia Winkleman likemeperfectlooks I loved 'Life is Beautiful' and action films are great, like 'Die Hard.' My favourite is the mob film - 'Goodfellas,' 'The Godfather,' 'Once Upon a Time In America,' anything with Robert De Niro in it. Claudia Winkleman greattimebeautifullife There's no doubt a bit of chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce with a side order of garlic mash will put a smile on your face. Claudia Winkleman chickenfacewillsmile I avoid envy at all costs. Claudia Winkleman costsavoidenvy Grown-up parties are so dull they make me want to throw a tantrum and hurl red wine on the nearest cream-damask armchair. Claudia Winkleman meredwinewant I don't think I'd get employed if I did pastel eye and a side parting. People would say: 'Get someone else for the job!' Claudia Winkleman jobthinkeyepeople I'd like my children to remember all the cuddles and bedtimes, and that I worshipped them unconditionally. Claudia Winkleman themlikerememberchildren I make a good roast chicken. Claudia Winkleman roastchickenmakegood I won a robotics championship when I was 13. Claudia Winkleman wonroboticschampionship I am allergic to fancy dress. This is actual fact. Claudia Winkleman factdressi-amfancy I have always been a little bit forgetful. Claudia Winkleman littlebeenalwayslittle-bit I couldn't tell you my wedding anniversary (although I seem to remember it was in June. Or maybe July. Definitely a month beginning with a 'J,' anyhow. But not January. Um. I think) and people I went to school with get extremely fed up with me when I bump into them in the street and have absolutely no recollection of their faces. Claudia Winkleman meyouanniversarypeople Forgetting stuff is just human, especially when other things are on our minds. Claudia Winkleman forgettinghumanjustthings There's no fun in relationships. OK - that's not strictly true. I will agree that the first bit can be not totally unpleasant. There's the initial meeting and the heart quickening and the stomach-churning excitement of it all. Claudia Winkleman meetingtrueheartfun Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey jacket. Claudia Winkleman wearnothingthinkmen Men fill up their heads and drawers and sheds with stuff from their teenage years. Claudia Winkleman upstuffmenyears Men are, on the whole, born without any fashion sense whatsoever. I don't say this to be mean, but I'm just being honest. Claudia Winkleman saybornfashionmen If a straight man dresses well, chances are he's not straight. Claudia Winkleman straightwellmandresses Stockings are tricky for girls - you worry about them falling down all night and the idea that you dress up at 7pm so that your boyfriend can get excited about six hours later is just too much effort. Claudia Winkleman dressyoueffortnight
