A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? Pat Paulsen More Quotes by Pat Paulsen More Quotes From Pat Paulsen It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate. Pat Paulsen presidentialliarsrunning On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took. Pat Paulsen investingissuesthinking I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good. Pat Paulsen iowacalifornialooks Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman! Pat Paulsen takenrunningmen I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan. Pat Paulsen pension-planspresidentthinking I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. Pat Paulsen bagswinefall Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon. Pat Paulsen politicaltryinglying The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees. Pat Paulsen fireforeststree The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man. Pat Paulsen breast-cancerfearmen As I've always said: The future lies ahead. Pat Paulsen saidlying They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs! Pat Paulsen speechdrugbook So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye. Pat Paulsen growingrealizingeye We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass. Pat Paulsen centuryremember Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. Pat Paulsen messpresidentknows In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is. Pat Paulsen conclusionwish Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. Pat Paulsen winewhitehouse I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show. Pat Paulsen brothersongmoving Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not? Pat Paulsen national-debtdebtwhy-not Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it. Pat Paulsen worrypastthinking Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. Pat Paulsen rightsdarkdoe
