A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists. Thomas Boswell More Quotes by Thomas Boswell More Quotes From Thomas Boswell More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood. Thomas Boswell illusionbaseballsports I think baseball is a great support to people who have emotional voids, gaps, emotional difficulties. That is to say: all of us. Those parts of us that don’t function well. Those parts of us that are sad or depressed—not every day. They can really use baseball. It isn't just the child in a wheelchair or the shut-in senior citizen listening to the radio that needs the game. There’s part of us, part of everybody who’s a baseball fan, who needs the game at that level. Thomas Boswell seniorbaseballchildren Born to an age where horror has become commonplace, where tragedy has, by its monotonous repetition, become a parody of sorrow, we need to fence off a few parks where humans try to be fair, where skill has some hope of reward, where absurdity has a harder time than usual getting a ticket. Thomas Boswell sorrowskillstragedy Baseball is really two sports -- the summer game and the autumn game. One is the leisurely pastime of our national mythology. The other is not so gentle. Thomas Boswell baseballsummersports There is no substitute for excellence. Not even success. Thomas Boswell entrepreneurexcellencesports Baseball is not necessarily an obsessive-compulsive disorder, like washing your hands 100 times a day, but it's beginning to seem that way. We're reaching the point where you can be a truly dedicated, state-of-the-art fan or you can have a life. Take your pick. Thomas Boswell baseballhandsart Decades after a person has stopped collecting bubble gum cards, he can still discover himself collecting ballparks... their smells, their special seasons, their moods. Thomas Boswell smellbaseballspecial All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything. Thomas Boswell baseballpracticetwo Quarterbacks have to ask the crowd to quiet down. Pitchers never do. Thomas Boswell quarterbackcrowdsquiet Baseball has traditionally possessed a wonderful lack of seriousness. The game's best player, Babe Ruth, was a Rabelaisian fat man, and its most loved manager, Casey Stengel, spoke gibberish. In this lazy sport, only the pitcher pours sweat. Then he takes three days off. Thomas Boswell baseballsportsmen Any person claiming to be a baseball fan who does not also claim to have invented the quickest, simplest and most complete method of keeping score probably is a fraud. Thomas Boswell fansbaseballdoe Football is played best full of adrenaline and anger. Moderation seldom finds a place. Almost every act of baseball is a blending of effort and control; too much of either is fatal. Thomas Boswell effortbaseballfootball In and of itself, sports may be trivial, but as a symbol of the American way of life, it has enormous weight. We are seen, worldwide, as an enormously competitive, enthusiastic people who work as hard as we play and play as hard as we work. When baseball - which has traditionally canceled one day of games for huge national celebrations or disasters - stops play for six days, that has reverberations in the national consciousness. Thomas Boswell hockeybaseballsports When life is suddenly more serious more of the time, there is also more need for it to be fun at least some of the time. That's why my family will be at a college football game this weekend. We need it. And deserve it, too. Not like a New York fireman deserves it. Or a medic at the Pentagon. But enough. Thomas Boswell new-yorkfootballsports Baseball means Spring's Here. Football means Winter's Coming. Thomas Boswell baseballspringfootball Some things cannont possibly happen, because they are both too improbable and too perfect. The U.S. hockey team cannot beat the Russians in the 1980 Olympics. Jack Nicklaus cannot shoot 65 to win the Masters at age forty-six. Nothing else comes immediately to mind. Thomas Boswell hockeyteamgolf Conversation is the blood of baseball. It flows through the game, an invigorating system of anecdotes. Ballplayers are tale tellers who have polished their malarkey and winnowed their wisdom for years. Thomas Boswell baseballgamesblood Baseball is religion without the mischief. Thomas Boswell mischiefbaseball Baseball is the religion that worships the obvious and gives thanks that things are exactly as they seem. Instead of celebrating mysteries, baseball rejoices in the absence of mysteries and trusts that, if we watch what is laid before our eyes, down to the last detail, we will cultivate the gift of seeing things as they really are. Thomas Boswell eyebaseballgiving Cheating is baseball's oldest profession. No other game is so rich in skullduggery, so suited to it or so proud of it. Thomas Boswell baseballgamescheating
