A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire. Chris Morris More Quotes by Chris Morris More Quotes From Chris Morris Wanting neither too much to live, nor too much to die. Chris Morris Look around you. It's an honor to fight beside you. Today we choose to fight. For the freedom to fight on other days. So we remember what's worth fighting for. Chris Morris “We really saw her…Harmony,” said Lysis, his eyes aglow. Chris Morris And what do the Theban hoplites see in this extended rending of the sky, this white-bright glory of Enlil's lightning? The future, but not theirs: paired cavalry fighters; formed ranks of armored death; grim men on their tall horses with lightning limning weapons tailored to the task; men spoiling for a fight if the gods allowed -- the Sacred Band of Stepsons, out from shadows and the dark. Chris Morris Hero-cults complicate everything in a Sacred Band. Chris Morris I have my mind, my body, my soul -- my maat. I'm not trading any of it away for special favors. You've taught me that nothing can be had without cost. Chris Morris It makes me irritable when people come around asking for trouble and I don't have any ready for them. Now I'll have to go find them and deliver some. Chris Morris Listen close and you can hear, “Please, bless us and forgive us, and make us good here and strong here. Let us get along here. Let those we love and left behind be blessed. Let us find the proper path and keep to it. Help us act harmoniously, and find work pleasing in the sight of god and man.” Chris Morris Nature has a surer plan than mortals can devise. Chris Morris Nonlethal weapons can provide life-conserving, environmentally friendly, and fiscally-responsible options between talking and shooting. Chris Morris Survival has its own etiquette. Chris Morris The gods gave us horses so we wouldn't have to fight on foot. Chris Morris You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge. Chris Morris youryouignoranceknowledge If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. Chris Morris randomgroupnervouscountry I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it. Chris Morris feelyoutiredpeople No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. Chris Morris youhatecharacterpeople When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase. Chris Morris neverhatelovepeople The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster. Chris Morris pursuitdisasterendsapproval You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.' Chris Morris greatyoucarepeople The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. Chris Morris sensejustgoodhumour
