Acting is such a weird job. Michael Cera More Quotes by Michael Cera More Quotes From Michael Cera I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else. Michael Cera confusedfeelingsschool Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room. Michael Cera sexypartyscary Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man. Michael Cera old-manfeltmen Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero. Michael Cera canadazeroage If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay. Michael Cera savingeffortwant Most of the 16-year-olds I know are snotty brats that I wish I didn't know. Michael Cera bratwishyears The thing is, I really can't relate to anyone my own age. Not in a superior way - an inferior way, if anything. Socially, I have no idea what my friends are talking about. I don't listen to any new music. I feel very secluded. Michael Cera agetalkingideas It's so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you're writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, "Who am I kidding?" Michael Cera selfdoubtwriting My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide. Michael Cera machinesfeetfather I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically. Michael Cera hockeyfeels There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts. Michael Cera canadagirlyears I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should play the alto sax. Michael Cera wallsleepcharacter I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs. Michael Cera long-timedvdslong I like to write. I like to do that when I'm not working so I don't go totally crazy, and so I feel like I'm still doing something constructive. Michael Cera crazywritingfeels I worry more about something that isn't working rather than something that feels really good. You forget about the good stuff. Michael Cera worrystuffforget I kind of end up getting caught up in whatever the rhythm of the movie is and how open the director is to changing things in the moment or finding it in rehearsal. Michael Cera rehearsalkinddirectors When you're 18, you escape if you want to. Sixteen, you're still really depending on the people around you. You can't drive, and you can't support yourself. You can't legally be responsible for yourself. Michael Cera supportwantpeople Things move so quickly on set. When you're about to do another take and you have a minute to figure out what you're doing, you just kind of determine how you're going to do it on the spot. Michael Cera doing-youkindmoving I broke my nose and got a concussion when I was 13. Michael Cera concussionsbrokenoses Baseball players tend to have something like 20 good years in them and then around their mid-thirties they aren't in the same shape as the young guys in the league and kind of aren't worth as much. Then they retire before 40. And they are left floating adrift in the middle of the ocean. Michael Cera oceanplayerbaseball
