Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. Pat Paulsen More Quotes by Pat Paulsen More Quotes From Pat Paulsen People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?' Pat Paulsen hey bars people The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. Pat Paulsen poop long years I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man. Pat Paulsen song men years I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar. Pat Paulsen campaigns wine long Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk. Pat Paulsen white house running You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. Pat Paulsen credit lasts needs Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar. Pat Paulsen dry wine people Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing. Pat Paulsen doing-nothing social people Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education. Pat Paulsen ends children school If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. Pat Paulsen arrested gun enough Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with. Pat Paulsen taught born sex Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.' Pat Paulsen tired wine people The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. Pat Paulsen arkansas administration would-be I don't need adult supervision. Pat Paulsen supervision adults needs I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it? Pat Paulsen government jobs thinking I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing. Pat Paulsen wine eye people In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter. Pat Paulsen today kids sex You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years! Pat Paulsen you fool time people Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home? Pat Paulsen right better care home I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat. Pat Paulsen problems will myself world
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