After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.' Aisha Tyler More Quotes by Aisha Tyler More Quotes From Aisha Tyler I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can't wait to get back. Can't wait to have some Timbits. Aisha Tyler toronto canada waiting I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down. Aisha Tyler phones winning lying I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse. Aisha Tyler grades green summer I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done. I wish I could say I'm an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I've been lucky that things have come across my path and they've worked out well for me. Aisha Tyler lucky done wish Marriage isn't a carnival ride. Aisha Tyler carnivals carnival-rides marriage My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. Aisha Tyler clothes kids school Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw. Aisha Tyler ugly comedy honest I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous. Aisha Tyler glamorous i-can I like grown up comedy. Aisha Tyler comedy I really do know football. Aisha Tyler knows football Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so. Aisha Tyler smart complaining thinking But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from. Aisha Tyler walks want I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV. So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don't want to ever give up any part of it. I will say that stand-up is my first love; it's how I got started and is in my bones. Aisha Tyler giving-up eye writing You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on. Aisha Tyler women shoes book I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time. Aisha Tyler fans baby long I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests. Aisha Tyler people No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are. Aisha Tyler want people thinking TV always wants more people to be watching. Aisha Tyler tvs want people I think diversity in television is important. It's not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity, but I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity. Aisha Tyler opportunity ideas thinking Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone. Aisha Tyler mistake people thinking
