*after Katsura asks him about what he is doing* Well, I suppose I'm doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that. Gintoki Sakata More Quotes by Gintoki Sakata More Quotes From Gintoki Sakata Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away. Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi! Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it. Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!? Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime *staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because... Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime *Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul? Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody) Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world. (parody of Naruto, Itachi) Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night? Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime Man, I wish I had a Bankai or something.. Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime If you die, don't come crying to me about it. Gintoki Sakata gintamaanime-quotesanime Even if you lose all memory in your head, the ones engraved in your heart and the ones that exist in your soul will never disappear, no matter what happens. Gintoki Sakata gekijoban-gintama-kanketsu-hen-yorozuya-yo-eien-nareanime-quotesanime
