All religions are a scam . . . except for yours of course. Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan Everybody who sets out to prove that God exists succeeds and everybody who sets out to prove that God does not exist also succeeds. Tom Zegan Everyone's personality is a manifestation of their combined past experiences. If you are able to observe and interpret someone's behavior, you will eventually be able to predict that person's behavior as well. Tom Zegan Everything is temporary! Tom Zegan Evil people can not see the evil in others because of their own evil. Tom Zegan Faith is a passionate intuition. Tom Zegan Find happiness in your own sandbox. Tom Zegan FYI: There's no such place as Carmen, San Diego. Tom Zegan Have you ever used Diet Shampoo before? It's for people with Fat Heads. Tom Zegan Having a body tattoo is like wearing the same shirt everyday for the rest of your life. Tom Zegan Heaven called . . . we're a match! Tom Zegan Here's the shit, now where's the fan? Tom Zegan How can they say Coming to a theater near you when they don't even know where you live? Tom Zegan How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost? Tom Zegan I always try to give credit whenever credit is doo doo even thought I really don't give a crap! Tom Zegan I am convinced that we are here for a reason and when I figure it out I will let you know. Tom Zegan I am such a firm believer in the idea of "Free Press" so much that I took my neighbors newspaper off his porch this morning. Tom Zegan I came into this world with nothing and not much has changed. Tom Zegan I consider myself bilingual, I know enough Spanish to order off the menu at Taco Bell. Tom Zegan I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers! Tom Zegan I have a For Sale sign on my car so if I forget where I parked my car I just wait for someone to call me and I ask them where my car is at. Tom Zegan
