All stories are true. But some of them never happened. by James A. Owen

All stories are true. But some of them never happened.

James A. Owen

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Just because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.

attitude jobs mean

Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did i... by James A. Owen

Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did it purely by accident.

broken claims people

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just r... by James A. Owen

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

imminent-death optimistic might

said Jack matter-of-factly. "I'm a man. We're made to think more quickly." ...Aven swung her fist and clocked Jack square on the chin, knocking him backward into the balloon, which was still under repair. ...Aven rubbed her knuckles and looked at the others. "Sorry about that. I might have stopped myself from hitting him, but I didn't think of it quickly enough.

sorry men thinking

That isn't a desperate act. That's a PLAN. by James A. Owen

That isn't a desperate act. That's a PLAN.

desperate plans

You're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than yo... by James A. Owen

You're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles.

odd-man men thinking

Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again." "Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?

get-better said thinking

Like all the other arrivals to the tournament, Hank had erected a banner in front. It was a long, tapering pennant with a blue and red circular design in the center and the words GO CUBS! on both sides. Interesting," said Hugo. "What does it mean?" It was a gift from Sam," Hank explained as they entered the tent. "He said it used to represent Triumph over Adversity, but now better represents Impossible Quests and Lost Causes." I think I preferred not knowing that," said Hugo. Hank grinned. "You're a Sox fan too, hey?

adversity mean thinking

I'm a conundrum. Or an enigma. I forget which. by James A. Owen

I'm a conundrum. Or an enigma. I forget which.

conundrums enigma forget

Interesting doesn't always equal practical, but being practical i... by James A. Owen

Interesting doesn't always equal practical, but being practical is always less interesting.

practicals equal interesting

The Secret of Drawing consists of just two things: 1) Making lines on paper; and 2) Choosing where they go.

drawing secret two