All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes Tom Waits More Quotes by Tom Waits More Quotes From Tom Waits If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man. Tom Waits one-thingkindmen The way you do anything is the way you do everything. Tom Waits way She's got the whole dark forest living inside of her. Tom Waits wholedarkforests It's very hard to stop doing things you're used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits. Tom Waits old-habitsdoing-youtogether I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink. Tom Waits alcoholproblemdrinking They have removed the struggle to find anything. And therefore there is no genuine sense of discovery. Struggle is the first thing we know getting along the birth canal, out in the world. It's pretty basic. Book store owners and record store owners used to be oracles, in that way; you'd go in this dusty old place and they might point you toward something that would change your life. All that's gone. Tom Waits strugglediscoverybook This is about all the bad days in the world. I used to have some little bad days, and I kept them in a little box. And one day, I threw them out into the yard. "Oh, it's just a couple little innocent bad days." Well, we had a big rain. I don't know what it was growing in but I think we used to put eggshells out there and coffee grounds, too. Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me. Choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothin'. They're your days. Choke 'em! Tom Waits coffeecouplerain when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans Tom Waits beansluckdream I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. Tom Waits bottlesdrinkingbeer Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things. Tom Waits Don't look back, because someone might be gaining on you. Tom Waits mightlooks I did my time in the jail of your arms Tom Waits my-timearmsjail You're my North Star when I'm lost and feeling blue. Tom Waits starsfeelingsblue Come down off the cross, we could use the wood. Tom Waits woodsusephilosophy The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night. Tom Waits hatedognight I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong… I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things. Tom Waits hearing-thingstwoideas I'm not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here. Tom Waits fightingjusticeworld There's a beauty of show business. It's the only business you can have a career in when you're dead. Tom Waits show-businesscareersshows I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station. Tom Waits oileggspersonality I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring. Tom Waits wedding-ringguyrats
