Aphorisms You need an ulcer in your memory to see the truth. jokes BBW sports running, when two sticks rub against each other, very quickly, you can start a fire, but the cave geyser (squirt) will put out the fire. You can smoke at the end. Where is my jacket, there is a portal to Narnia in the closet, and gnomes, elves, centaurs have dressed up. Shit of life, my most favorite muse. Girl: I haven't had sex in a long time. guy: so what. Girl: you will squeal like a slaughtered pig, it is useless to stop for yourself I do not answer, sing me an aria in falsetto. Don't call the cops, I cut the wires, I won't tell you which key is in my bra. When I'm done, you'll feel like you've been run over by a truck. How to lose weight? Just don't tell me about the bulldozer again. That you will look like the drawing of your dreams. A lonely girl with a glass of wine and a book about a love affair, by the fireplace with a blanket, after a couple of hours all the cosmetics flowed down her face, the book burns in the fireplace, she is all drunk and wrapped herself in a blanket like a shawarma. She is beautiful, I have hearts above my head, no more spermatozoa, they play Russian roulette who will fly out of the gun first. Like electrodes that fly around the atom of the egg. Yes, I understood. The sex was great, girl: your penis seems dead and happy, like a dog with his tongue hanging out, like a sleeping angel, and no defibrillator will revive him, well, there is a shocker. Oh look mistletoe, it’s customary to kiss under it, so you say the hostess hasn’t had sex for a long time, there’s mistletoe everywhere, all over the ceiling, all over the ceilings, oh hell, the door is locked and the windows too, I hear heavy steps. These are the highest technologies of the future of Kazakhstan, you are talking about these stationery, but it is we who will survive the end of the world. Geek sex, my starship is ready to invade, your combat space blaster is loaded, one hundred percent charged baby, you see what a big adapter under the blaster. Girl: oh what a powerful power bank. The combat beam is ready for battle, open the gateway. Girl: yes captain. One continuous usb connection (sex) later. Oh captain, that was action, and the second series will be, the whole season is waiting for you. Turn on the wi-fi in your head why don't you understand me, my other head receives other signals. So much gel on your head, you look like a cast. Girl: I have freckles. Guy: rrr, you are so leopard. The whole body of a naked widow girl in the names of the former. The girl smiled: you're next. Why do you have a mousetrap written over your vagina. And you have nightclub written above your vagina. Because strict face control, and what are you, a cop. Hike to a prostitute, rent in the garage (vagina) is paid. I like being spanked. Fat girl says to the guy: stop spanking my belly. Poetry Not realistically sexy, they just don't exist. You went too far with your hypereroticism, being without you is sex torture, a teasing massage of temptations, you are an orgasmic massage of the genitals. I fell in love to the core. You are like an endless orgasm. Your beauty is a portal to the erotic dimension of passionate love. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Poetry the crown of my dreams, the sweet taste of love feelings, filigree perfection, your beauty caresses the nerves, valleys of sensual tenderness of your body, you are my eternal prayer to be with you, your beauty is an eloquent orgasm of pleasure, you are like erotic music of seduction, I see you only one and I see that heaven exists, and eternity is not enough for me to express to what extent I love you, I can talk about it endlessly, you are the most valuable gift of the universe, it’s impossible to think of a sweeter dessert, you play the melody of seduction, I fell in love only when I fell in love with you , my soul travels in endless fantasies about you, my heart loves you a billion times more every second, like you are dancing a striptease using a pole, by pole I mean my penis, Aphorisms The pheromones of selfishness are drawn to profit, people do not see themselves from different surveillance cameras, different points of view. The strained melody of life, the psyche is about to break, the epic eternity of romance in the infinity of truth, jokes To get rid of depression means not to beat the carpet in the yard. Batteries (eggs) shorted between your legs, pluses and minuses of your character. Mosquitoes, AIDS couriers, you've got an email. It’s scary when a child is quiet, and he shits in his hand and draws with his shit on a white wall, the sun, clouds, a house, well, this is a pathetic parody of this. When you try to interfere with a child, he starts to splash everything, and you stumble and vomit, you fall all the time with the child and everything is in shit and vomit, and you both cry like children. Furious debauchery in your eyes, the look of a lioness, you want a porn blockbuster with me. My virginity has ossified, and I will have to try to deprive me of it, it has so ingrained itself into my soul and body. Even after the tenth time, pieces of virginity will remain. I hate it when tall people lean on your head like a cane. A blowjob for a girl is like a flute of manipulation leading to money. Pickup, I don't know the password to her vagina, I need to say what she wants to hear. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry You are dangerously sexy, people start smoking from your beauty, the heart cannot withstand so much love, powerful energy that cannot be curbed, how hot, how sweet, sparks of passion tickle the whole body, I am completely overflowing with them, my body and soul are the maximum roasting of passion, your beauty drives you crazy to infinity, in my heart there is your kingdom, and the choir singing you, majestic beauty, lyrical romance of devotion, eternal and priceless, in reality and in a dream, lips are sweeter than honey, everything is so cloying, and you are so sweet, hot paradise of passion, I tremble from love for you, hypnotically immersed in your beauty, bottomless delight, you are my sweet poem of endless passion, and eternity is not enough to enjoy your body, Abundance of endless passion, your pheromones are like gasoline, your beauty sparkles, delicious candy , The beauty of your beautiful, divinely sweet body immobilizes, I'm afraid to look at you, talk to you like a tranquilizer, I'm your sex prey, it's hard to breathe, think, I'm under the control of your beauty, aesthetic super power, magic magic beauty of your body, endless unstoppable impulse growling passion, your beauty will turn anyone into a lion of passion, it’s just important for me to be with you, you are like the most beautiful picture in the world, which reflects the most beautiful soul in the world, more beautiful than you, imagination simply cannot imagine, from your kiss sparks from the eyes, from your kiss everything becomes so beautiful, Kiss of love blowing away in memory, pleasure of the soul, endless beauty of feelings, from so many you are carried away into a romantic fairy tale, erotic fantasy, the world of my heart and soul is filled with you, an irresistible impulse of endless passion, more there is simply no valuable happiness in the universe, existence is filled with an infinitely deep meaning when you nearby, the sweet tenderness of aesthetics, I greedily taste every kiss, one is sweeter than the other, seconds dissolve in the eternity of tenderness, romance in the soul sings of you, my soul is intertwined with yours, common roots of the worldview, through the eternity of chaos, we found each other to feel alive from love, your feelings, like mine, are so beautiful, they are intertwined, Hot poetry of aesthetics, my warm heart warms yours, we feel each other on a special level of love, you are more important to me every second, endless happiness and endless delight, I I love you to infinity, and eternity is not enough for me to be with you, I gain calories of love, tons of passion in me grow every day, there is more and more love in me, terabytes of romance in my thoughts, in my thoughts you are more and more beautiful, I fall asleep from love for you , and I wake up in paradise with you, and in a dream and in reality I hold my hand in life, your love is the most beautiful thing in the world, the most valuable thing in this eternity, your body is heaven on earth, fail I want you again and again, I'm like a dwarf and I'm at your feet all the time, I'm the richest person in the world, because I have you, you're like an ingot of gold of infinite value, and your beauty and love are priceless, Enuresis of passion, in Exhausted from violent pleasure looking at you, I have foam at the mouth from excitement, my whole body trembles with passion, so beautiful that I need to sit down, so beautiful that it's just chaos, extreme, animal, primal passion, eyes like stickers stick to every part bodies, pixel-atomic-molecular perfection, a divine masterpiece of true beauty, I love you even without consciousness, I lose consciousness and go to the world of your beauty, the valley of endless romance, you consist of delicious temptations, your beauty is able to destroy any dogma, isms, thinking, any form of sexual attraction, there is only one sexual attraction in the world, it is your extraterrestrial beauty that has no time, it is your love. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry You are sweet sex, aggressive masturbation of passion is seduction, your great beauty is the molecular genetic poetry of eternity, every molecule of the body is a compliment, you deserve terabytes of compliments per minute, you can be idolized for all eternity, you are the juiciest in the world, juicy sex moan of delight, one hundred degrees of lust, stuffiness from attraction, heat and burn from your sexuality, solarium of passion, I'm in the microwave of excitement, I'm baked from love, you're like heavenly sex, powerfully, brutally, aggressively exciting beauty, to the pain between the legs. Juicy to the limit, you are the essence of life, sincerity sings songs of love for you, I feel only your beauty, your beauty is my perception of the true form of love, you are a rare masterpiece of eternity itself, immersion in vanilla sensuality, your beauty gently seduces, ending a geyser of delight in love, your beauty is an erotic hype. Aphorisms Cybernetics of genetics, chemical codes, binary perception of the world, this is the rhythm of life, the subconscious program of chaos, the programming of the century in the genome for a certain period, will influence the further development of evolution, the karmic chaos of egoism, forms a complex system of the future, quantum threads that affect the common future, people are very connected with each other by quantum threads of fate, this is life, content that consists of information that affects their mind and future, the binary rhythm of life at the gene level intensifies and a person repeats the character and fate of his parents, so the past affects the future, through the genome of the subconscious, repeating reincarnation amplifies experience, akashic intuition, human consciousness ages in the time loop of karmic nostalgia, escape from it through nobility, ego technocracy creates a perfect illusory paradise, all people sleep in dreams of self-deception, flute melody pierces eternity, everyone masturbates their ego, thinking like a musical tool, m Melodies of thought shake eternity. jokes Brain peeling, well, very useful, a lot of vitamins for reflection, detox from your own desires. This is a site about kept women, not a supermarket. A womanizer is a pinball, from one apartment to another. Alphonse or a kept woman is like toffee in a bank account tooth hole. Maturity is when the penis has its own personality. You argue with your penis. Makeup, embellish the truth. Are you a feminist who doesn't shave your body? Class I love furry hentai. Brutal mustache between legs. Mosquitoes, supposedly because of them, lower blood pressure, why do I need leeches, but because of them there is not enough blood in the brain and penis, that's why feminism appeared, all because of mosquitoes. Each tooth expresses itself like a gangsta rapper in a cool pose, some teeth spin around like ballerinas, unscrew like a nail. crooked teeth as if something had crawled into the mouth and exploded. You need to meet girls who have poor eyesight, break her glasses. Girl: you must be beautiful from the inside, let me touch your face, why am I touching an expired pate. Some have made themselves laser vision correction, and a kilometer away they see that you are a loser. A rich man makes 10 children, plus mistresses, secret wives, prostitutes, charity in a sperm bank, every such man is in the soul of Genghis Khan. He has a Genghis Khan complex. Amusement park Kamasutra, through the dead loop of alimony. As long as men are manipulated through sperm, women will not be poor. Your dick is a joystick, you point to an ATM and your man gives you money. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich