As President, I will institute a procedure in which all convicted criminals will have this brass ring will be surgically implanted into their foreheads-Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don't care if you're 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you're a first-time offender, you're gonna go to Purgatory and it's not gonna be fun!

Bob Backlund

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I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old. by Bob Backlund

I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old.

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I'm making the comeback of the century. by Bob Backlund

I'm making the comeback of the century.

comeback century

Ken Patera was the strongest man in the world, but he was probabl... by Bob Backlund

Ken Patera was the strongest man in the world, but he was probably the most gentleman in the ring.

gentleman men world