At the senior prom for my Catholic boarding school, I was feeling manly, so I shaved, even though I didn't need to. Being inexperienced, I managed to slice a quarter-inch gash into my lower chin a half hour before I picked up my date. Christopher Buckley More Quotes by Christopher Buckley More Quotes From Christopher Buckley I love Oscar Wilde, still the wittiest writer of anyone, dead or living. Christopher Buckley dead still living love