Be patient.Of course it will come. It took me years to get an Oscar. Michael Caine More Quotes by Michael Caine More Quotes From Michael Caine The greatest luxury is not driving. I didn't own a car until I was 30, and that was a Rolls-Royce, so it was cheaper to insure a chauffeur. I never want to drive again. My mind is always on other things. I hate parking, and I'm very short-tempered and would get road rage, I'm sure. Michael Caine luxury car hate I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it. Michael Caine Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. Michael Caine comedy actors writing A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything. Michael Caine second-choice egotistical choices There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. Michael Caine wife stuff wonderful Obsession is a young man’s game. Michael Caine obsession games men I love the start of autumn when the trees in my garden change the colour of their leaves in one last dazzling display. Michael Caine autumn garden tree There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Michael Caine hate two people I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. Michael Caine laughter laughing people No matter what the reason, if you start to scream and shout, you look a fool, and you feel a fool, and you earn the disrespect of everyone. Michael Caine disrespect acting looks Not only is acting more than a part-time job, it's more than a full-time job. It's a full-time obsession. Michael Caine obsession acting jobs Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called the Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it back. Michael Caine magic three ordinary And to Tom Cruise, for if you had won this, your asking price would have gone down so fast. Do you have any idea what supporting actors get paid? We get only one trailer, a small one, in the back. Michael Caine asking gone ideas The trouble with women? Elbows. Michael Caine women elbows trouble The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do." Michael Caine saws actors want This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got. Michael Caine larry enjoy meaningful Youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine radio-news blow doors It's vital to have your own space so you aren't constantly in each other's pockets. Michael Caine pockets space relationship Don't sit as if you have nothing to say. You should be bursting with things to say. You just choose at this particular place and time, not to say them. Michael Caine bursting communication should You must always steal, but only from the best people. Steal any trick that looks worthwhile. If you see Vivien Leigh or Robert DeNiro or Meryl Streep do something stunningly effective, and you can analyze how he or she did it, then pinch it. Because you can be sure that they stole it in the first place. Michael Caine acting people looks