Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem. Brad Stine More Quotes by Brad Stine More Quotes From Brad Stine There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth, that's your problem. I have no obligation to not offend you if I'm speaking the truth. The truth is supposed to offend you; that's how you know you don't got it. Brad Stine differences knowing truth When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks? You couldn't find a drink in the roaring 20's, could ya? See that's the problem with the banning thing! I say why stop there, let's not ban guns, I know, let's ban crime! Brad Stine gun mean country Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God, go away God, Katrina hits, God, where are you? Brad Stine going-away government school Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't believe in? Brad Stine irrational guy believe If we all die and there is no God, then it's just eternal unconsciousness, you'll never know, but if you're wrong... you'll know forever. Brad Stine there-is-no-god eternal forever Talk about sexist - have you ever, ever, heard someone come up to a woman and say 'find your masculine side?' And by the way women, if you find your masculine side - I'm not interested. Brad Stine women sides way The way to stop political correctness is to not do it. If someone says, You offended me then you say I don't care! If they're offended by the truth, that's their issue! Brad Stine issues political care If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma. Brad Stine coma atheism crutches You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this is going to be shocking for the liberal professors out there that are indoctrinating our kids but the founding fathers believed in the Judeo-Christian god that believed we have life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness! You can pursuit it. If you don't get it, it's your fault! You messed up. Go back to work. Work harder. Brad Stine christian happiness country I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong. Brad Stine cat hate long If the truth conflicts with my beliefs, I change my beliefs. Brad Stine conflict belief ifs I suffer from two phobias: 1) Phobia-Phobia, the fear that you're unable to get scared, and 2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia, the fear of not pronouncing words correctly. Brad Stine scared suffering two The wussification of America is killing us by teaching us to censor ourselves from what we believe. That's why I want to see political correctness die in my lifetime, but first... I want to watch it suffer. Brad Stine teaching believe america You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make faith in public spheres illegal, I am offended by that contradiction and want to talk about it as a comic. Brad Stine rights country people The truth is supposed to hurt. That's how it lets you know you don't got it. Brad Stine truth-is truth hurt We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth. Or, I've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth. Brad Stine phones hurt should-have Comedy, if it's done well, can reflect the mood of a nation. It can be a mirror to who we are, what we believe in, what we are like. Brad Stine mirrors done believe Conservative concepts believe in little government - take care of yourself, and that makes men who invent things like the constitution! Liberal thought has big government - we'll take care of you - and that creates boys and they create things like Occupy Wall Street! There's a difference between the way men and boys behave. Brad Stine wall boys believe People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide your kids' ears from. Brad Stine ears kids people I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him. Brad Stine shows missing knows
