Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide. Mel Brooks More Quotes by Mel Brooks More Quotes From Mel Brooks Presidents don't do it to their wives. They do it to their country. Mel Brooks That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it. Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here? Mel Brooks A brushstroke of vanity is good to add into the mix, to balance your timidity. We're all blessed with a lot of timidity and a lot of worry and anxiety, and vanity is a good antidote. Mel Brooks good anxiety balance blessed