Better than nothing is not good enough for you! Greg Behrendt More Quotes by Greg Behrendt More Quotes From Greg Behrendt Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. Greg Behrendt cheaterheartpeople I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships. Greg Behrendt twobookthinking I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh. Greg Behrendt laughingpeopleideas Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself. Greg Behrendt breakupbreak-upopportunity I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs. Greg Behrendt cadburyeggs The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric. Greg Behrendt cool-thingsgetting-oldereccentric I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. Greg Behrendt astuteobservationway There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show. Greg Behrendt themepeopleway Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time. Greg Behrendt togethertwopeople ..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you. Greg Behrendt missinglove-youmay I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book. Greg Behrendt guybookideas People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks. Greg Behrendt admirehatepeople Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself Greg Behrendt validationtryinglooks I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly. Greg Behrendt wartswantpeople So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play. Greg Behrendt bandplay People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade. Greg Behrendt something-you-lovejobspeople Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh. Greg Behrendt worship-musicrockspeople Good enough to tweet, not to say. Greg Behrendt tweetgood-enoughenough You are not easily forgotten. Greg Behrendt easily-forgottenforgotten It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it. Greg Behrendt kalesadnessheart
