But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore. Harry Anderson More Quotes by Harry Anderson More Quotes From Harry Anderson Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying. Harry Anderson forgiveness wise success The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch. Harry Anderson hiking lunch new-orleans I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic. Harry Anderson magic want cards Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art. Harry Anderson desire men art Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men. Harry Anderson waiting morning men I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here. Harry Anderson quarters hollywood rats It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he is a fool. I can say whatever I want about anybody else because I'm just an idiot talking - I'm not insisting that I'm any smarter than anyone else. It's satire. Harry Anderson king fool i-can fun There is no magic. There are only magicians. Harry Anderson magicians only magic Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying. Harry Anderson you fool stars wise 'Cheers' was a good first step because I got to write my own material. Harry Anderson first-step step good my-own Somebody saw me on 'Cheers' and thought that I was an actor playing a part as opposed to a guy just doing what he knew. And they gave me 'Night Court.' And by the time they realized I wasn't an actor, I had already signed a five-year contract. Harry Anderson thought me time night I'll give it a shot. But I don't know that a year from now I'm going to be here. Nobody does. Harry Anderson nobody year now know There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy. Harry Anderson here guy perception sometimes Is now the time to legalize prostitution? Harry Anderson legalize now time We treated all of the dead with dignity. Harry Anderson dead treated dignity Did I run real swindles? Oh, yeah. I mean, I started as a - on the street. I did not begin as a performer. I began running the shell game. Harry Anderson street game run real Chicago is a big town for magicians and card hustlers. So when I was very young, a fellow sat me down and taught me the Three-Card Monte. And that kind of put me in a - pointed me towards easy money. Harry Anderson down me money easy I used to make my living by understanding people. And the way I learned to understand them was by observing them. I would sit in a train station or a bus station or a restaurant. And I would watch people. I would watch how they related to one another. I would try to get some insight into them and make them as predictable as I could in my mind. Harry Anderson restaurant mind people way Everyone's life would be improved if they do could one great magic trick. And tell one great joke, play one tune on the piano, and do one great origami fold. Harry Anderson joke great magic life I've always done magic as a hobby. I've done it professionally, too. Harry Anderson hobby always magic done
