But it’s there. Just because I haven’t told anyone doesn’t mean it isn’t there, all the time, lurking in the back of my mind, like one those NSync songs you can’t get out of your head.

Meg Cabot

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I didn’t know what I was supposed to say about that, so I just sa... by Meg Cabot

I didn’t know what I was supposed to say about that, so I just said, "Wow

wow knows said

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

funny-family always-trying brother

Oh my God. I thought I was going to have an aneurysm right there in line. Your hair smells really good? Your hair smells really good? Who did he think he was? James Bond? You don't tell someone their hair smells good. Not in a mall.

smell hair thinking

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first. by Meg Cabot

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.

littles order firsts

Remember, if you don't feel passionate about the characters and subject of your story, your readers won't either.

passionate stories character

Mia, I'm not sorry. And I'll wait. Love, Michael. by Meg Cabot

Mia, I'm not sorry. And I'll wait. Love, Michael.

mia sorry waiting

When I was a kid, I had a couple of really good friends, like some really good best friends, but I was really shy other than that.

good-friend couple kids

Yeah,” Nicole said, her straw noisily hitting the bottom of her Gut Buster. “Well, I would have appreciated it if you guys had wrecked a little less stuff. Because my house smelled like smoke for months. And construction on the Tarantinos’ new garage starts at eight on the dot every morning, and it’s still going on, and you know how I get if I don’t have my full ten hours of beauty sleep.” “So that’s what happened to your face,” Cody said. “I was wondering.

eight sleep morning

Usually writer's block arises when something is wrong internally... by Meg Cabot

Usually writer's block arises when something is wrong internally with the story.

arise block stories

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you f... by Meg Cabot

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

alcohol forget people

I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

apocalypse boots thinking

Sometimes in life, you fall down holes you can't climb out of by yourself. That's what friends and family are for-to help. They can't help, however, unless you let them know you're down there.

family-and-friends helping fall

You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.

couple numbers two

Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hair I took umbrage at my mother describing my boyfriend this way. John was the Lord of the Underworld. How else was he supposed to dress?

mother hair long

Check yourself before you wreck yourself. by Meg Cabot

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

due-date wrecks safety

Suze, your whole life," my dad went on, not without sympathy, "you've always made the right decisions. Not necessarily the easiest ones. The right ones. Don't mess that up now, when you're facing what's probably the most important decision you'll ever have to make.

dad important decision

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever wo... by Meg Cabot

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.

dragons

I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.

home america thinking

I might look like a honey-eyed schoolgirl on the outside, in my skirt with its regulation four-inches-above-the-knee hem. But I'll rip those tassels off your shoes, old man. Just try Googling me.

rip shoes men

All I did was die,' I said. 'And then, when presented with an opportunity not to be dead any more, I took it. Anyone else would have done the same thing.

done said opportunity