Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war." "The plant war," Percy said. "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles? Rick Riordan More Quotes by Rick Riordan More Quotes From Rick Riordan I have strong feelings for you, I just haven't decided if their positive or negitive yet.A Rick Riordan stronghavensfeelings That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. Rick Riordan hittingbearsfun Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!" -Tyson Rick Riordan tysonponiesceilings I racked my brain trying to remember the names of all of Nut’s five children. Bit difficult without my brother, the human Wikipedia, around to keep track of such trivia for me. Rick Riordan brothernutschildren After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That’s fine for Carter, but I have standards. Rick Riordan glowingkiteschickens The wand ricocheted through the swarm, thumping six, seven, eight of the little monsters before returning to Carter’s hand. “Not bad,†I said. “Keep it up! Rick Riordan eightmonstershands Honestly, I thought I was going to be a kite forever, suffocating inside a little feathery prison. And he had the nerve to make fun! Rick Riordan nervesforeverfun Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin. Rick Riordan muffinspariscat There will be guards,†Bast said. “And traps. And alarms. You can bet the house is heavily charmed to keep out gods.†“Magicians can do that?†I asked. I imagined a big can of pesticide labeled God-Away. Rick Riordan pesticidesalarmshouse You both should feel honored.†“Right, very honored,†I said. “Always wanted to be possessed! Rick Riordan shouldsaidfeels Once I saw Desjardins’ house, I hated him even more. It was a huge mansion on the other side of the Tuileries, on the rue des Pyramids. “Pyramids Road?†Sadie said. “Obvious, much?†“Maybe he couldn’t find a place on Stupid Evil Magician Street,†I suggested. Rick Riordan pyramidsstupidevil My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots—how could she possibly worry about being possessed by a goddess? What goddess would want her, except the goddess of chewing gum? Rick Riordan bootsworryhair I thought about all the things I was suddenly able to do—like fight with a sword and summon a magical shell of armor. Those were not things I covered in home school. Rick Riordan fightinghomeschool What about King Tut’s tomb?†I protested. “That boy king?†Zia rolled her eyes. “Boring. You should see some of the good tombs. Rick Riordan eyekingsboys Mark my words, nothing smells worse than burned scorpion. Rick Riordan scorpionssmellmark Brother dear,†I said, “did your soul leave your body while Amos was talking, or did you actually hear him? Egyptian gods real. Red Lord bad. Red Lord’s birthday: very soon, very bad. House of Life: fussy magicians who hate our family because dad was a bit of a rebel, whom you could take a lesson from. Which leaves us—just us—with Dad missing, an evil god about to destroy the world, and an uncle who just jumped off the building—and I can’t actually blame him.†I took a breath. [Yes, Carter, I do have to breathe occasionally.] Rick Riordan unclesdadbrother The Ancient Egyptians were not fools, Carter. They built the pyramids. They created the first great nation state. Their civilization lasted thousands of years.†“Yeah,†I said. “And now they’re gone. Rick Riordan pyramidscivilizationyears How does it taste?†Carter wondered. Zia smiled. “Stick out your tongue.†To answer Carter’s question, the tattoo tasted like burning car tires. “Ugh.†I spit a blue gob of “order and harmony†into the fountain. Rick Riordan tattooblueorder Zia turned toward us, her expression grim. “I will show you to your quarters. In the morning, your testing begins. We will see what magic you know, and how you know it.†I wasn’t sure what she meant by that, but I exchanged an uneasy look with Sadie. “Sounds fun,†Sadie ventured. “And it we fail this test?†Zia regarded her coldly. “This is not the sort of test you fail, Sadie Kane. You pass or you die. Rick Riordan expressionmorningfun I woke to a bucket of ice water in my face. “Sadie! Get up,†Zia said. “God!†I yelled. “Was that necessary?†“No,†admitted Zia. Rick Riordan ice-waterbucketsfaces