“Cherie, did the table do something I did not see or were you just attempting to teach it a lesson?” “I was imagining it was Evor.” “Strange, they do not greatly resemble each other.” “I have a good imagination.” “In that case, I do not suppose you are imagining I'm Brad Pitt?”

Alexandra Ivy

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Dante to Abby: My God you are going to kill me. Again by Alexandra Ivy

Dante to Abby: My God you are going to kill me. Again

kill-me abby

What was the point in satin and lace if it didn't make a man stru... by Alexandra Ivy

What was the point in satin and lace if it didn't make a man struggle to speak?

lust struggle men

Non-stop action and a hero to die for! by Alexandra Ivy

Non-stop action and a hero to die for!

non-stop hero action

I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you focus on something other than trying to get into my pants?" His lips curled. " I can multitask.

pants focus trying

This is a private home." "And?" "And I can't enter without an invitation." She jerked her head up. "You're kidding me?" "No." "You don't live in a crypt and you can't turn into a bat, but you have to have an invitation to enter a house?" Abby hissed. A reluctant amusement softened the flat eyes. "You wanted me to be vampirish." "Not when it's inconvenient.

eye house home

You can Laugh or you can cry, it changes nothing by Alexandra Ivy

You can Laugh or you can cry, it changes nothing

cry laughing

A family is like medicine." She twisted her lips into a sardonic... by Alexandra Ivy

A family is like medicine." She twisted her lips into a sardonic smile. "Best in small doses.

lips twisted medicine

Bon chance, mon ami," Dante called softly. Levet allowed himself a small smile. A vampire who could speak French. He couldn't be all bad.

vampire speaks-french chance

Oui, oui, he snapped with an obvious lack of awe. "Ding dong the demon's dead, now can we admire our delightful handiwork someplace where the ceiling is not about to cave in and your oh-so-handsome vampire is not about to become a dust bunny? (Levet)

vampire ceilings dust

The low ceiling that was water stained and boasting spiders so large she half expected Frodo and Sam to appear and fight them off.

ceilings fighting water

Even if there was such a thing as a half-price sale at the local Ming outlet shop, she would have to work ten lifetimes to make up such a sum. Always supposing that it wasn't one of a kind. Panic was no longer merely rearing. It was thundering through her at full throttle. There was only one thing to be done, she realized. The mature, responsible, adult thing to do. Hide the evidence.

adults done supposing-that

Viper: "The dark wizard and I had a mild disagreement." Dante: "What sort of disagreement?" Viper: "I thought he should be dead and he disagreed.

wizards vipers dark