Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. Thom Yorke More Quotes by Thom Yorke More Quotes From Thom Yorke I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist. Thom Yorke portspicesgirl Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them. Thom Yorke governmenteyekids Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me Thom Yorke cryhelpingchildren I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about. Thom Yorke hellvegetablessong Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job. Thom Yorke truthjobsneeds The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man. Thom Yorke differencesrealmen My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth Thom Yorke teethmissingschool I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over Thom Yorke gundogkids Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified. Thom Yorke runningpeoplelooks If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Thom Yorke would-beanimalsex The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me Thom Yorke radioheadfans Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them. Thom Yorke smartlaughingchildren I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley. Thom Yorke aliensnamesboys Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that. Thom Yorke namesdoethinking One of the interesting things here is that the people who should be shaping the future are politicians. But the political framework itself is so dead and closed that people look to other sources, like artists, because art and music allow people a certain freedom. Thom Yorke musicpeopleart If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior. Thom Yorke ruinscarchocolate I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans. Thom Yorke raceperfectthinking Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance. Thom Yorke songmennight I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you. Thom Yorke just-kidsmoralreligious Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles* Thom Yorke nicepeoplethinking
