Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. Larry Hagman More Quotes by Larry Hagman More Quotes From Larry Hagman There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them. Larry Hagman little-thingslittlespatience My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. Larry Hagman bagscarair It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with all their airs and graces, they need to remember it is an honour and a privilege to make money from acting. How hard is it? Larry Hagman starsgraceair Five hundred thousand Americans die from tobacco poisoning every year, and it's legal. I don't know, it just that's the - you can't stop giving people organs because of bad behavior. If you keep on having bad behavior, then of course they'll deny you a liver, or whatever you need. Larry Hagman givingpeopleyears I got to a point where kind of a oneness with everything and a great compassion. It teaches you compassion. It was a great, enlightening experience, a spiritual experience. Not particularly religious, but spiritual. It was great. I can still go there. Larry Hagman compassionreligiousspiritual When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town. Larry Hagman dallascitieshome Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. Larry Hagman cakepiecesintegrity Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets. Larry Hagman brokehumblethinking I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now. Larry Hagman presidentthinking At that time I was making the largest salary known on television and I didn't want to see it die because those were the years paying off when I wasn't making anything. Larry Hagman salarytelevisionyears My credo is etched on my mirror in my bathroom and I see it when I brush my teeth in the morning. It says, "Don't worry, Be Happy, Feel Good." When you see that first thing, and you reflect on it, the rest of the day seems to glide by pretty well. Larry Hagman mirrorsworrymorning I went to a military school between the ages of six and 12 and later into the air force. You learn discipline and strength of character. Larry Hagman militarycharacterschool It's my firm intention to whop cancer into submission and I truly believe I've given myself the best start possible by radically overhauling my diet and by staying true to my motto, which is: Don't worry, be happy, feel good. The first thing I did when I was diagnosed was to turn vegan. Larry Hagman cancerworrybelieve I didn't write the book to sell the book, but to tell my experiences. Larry Hagman educationwritingbook I think that everybody in the world, whatever colour or creed, has a jerk like JR in his or her family somewhere. Whether it is a father, uncle, cousin or brother, everybody can identify with JR and that certainly had something to do with the success of 'Dallas.' Larry Hagman cousinunclesbrother After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it. Larry Hagman playlongyears I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. Larry Hagman bathroomsecretyears I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. Larry Hagman Oil rich boys . . . had a nice, sweet smile but when you finished meeting with them your socks were missing and you hadn't even noticed they'd taken your boots. Larry Hagman nicetakensweet Good acting is all in the writing. If it isn't on the page, then it really won't make any difference. You cannot act on force of personality alone. Larry Hagman differencespersonalitywriting
