Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it. Josh Lieb More Quotes by Josh Lieb More Quotes From Josh Lieb Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and eggs are swallowed. Everybody goes about the business of acting like their lives matter and then, no matter how important the events of the day end up being, the sun invariably sets. The sun rose before the soldiers stormed Omaha Beach on D-Day, and the sun set after Archduke Franz Ferdinand was killed. Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective. Josh Lieb coffeerealbeach Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective. Josh Lieb sunsetperspectivereal I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job. Josh Lieb tonightexcitingjobs Write a lot. And I mean a ridiculous amount. You have to write so much that you don't mind throwing away and changing things that you've written - which is the second thing you have to do. A lot of young writers are very precious about their words. Don't be - you've got to be ready to burn stuff. You're not as good as you think you are, at least not yet. The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out. Josh Lieb writingmeanthinking According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. Josh Lieb things-in-lifehandspeople It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you. Josh Lieb blamefatherinteresting A lot of young writers are very precious about their words. Don't be - you've got to be ready to burn stuff. You're not as good as you think you are, at least not yet. Josh Lieb young-writersstuffthinking All my businesses are scrupulously legal. Not because I have any moral problems with crime. It just makes my life easier to obey the law. Crime is for poor people; you don't need to rob the bank if you own it. Josh Lieb moneylawpeople It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. Josh Lieb be-goodtalentpay Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers love writing books like this, and for some reason, we let them get away with it. Josh Lieb writingbookpeople If you want to do this - either write for TV, or write books - the first thing you have to do is write a lot. And I mean a ridiculous amount. Josh Lieb writingmeanbook You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. Josh Lieb moronintelligencegenius Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. Josh Lieb gratitudeannoyingsometimes I am amused when goody-goodies proclaim, from the safety of their armchairs, that children are naturally prejudice-free, that they only learn to "hate" from listening to bigoted adults. Nonsense. Tolerance is a learned trait, like riding a bike or playing the piano. Those of us who actually live among children, who see them in their natural environment, know the truth: Left to their own devices, children will gang up on and abuse anyone who is even slightly different from the norm. Josh Lieb pianohatechildren I have to start writing down things that happen, or I'll forget my life entirely. Josh Lieb happenswritingforget Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. Josh Lieb stupiditycrazyinsanity I can't focus on any one day, because I always have to be ready for the next. It's fun but frenetic - like living in a circus that never stops performing. Josh Lieb one-dayfocusfun I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different. Josh Lieb differentwritingbook You have to know writing styles well before you can copy them - and then incorporate parts of them into your own style. Josh Lieb wellsstylewriting I read an awful lot in college - a lot of Dickens, a lot of 19th century American stuff, a lot of old mysteries. Maybe it's helped me attain a certain fluidity with my style. Josh Lieb fluiditystylecollege
