Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush! Paul Gascoigne More Quotes by Paul Gascoigne More Quotes From Paul Gascoigne Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for them Paul Gascoigne rangers glasgow What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker? Paul Gascoigne england men two I never make predictions and I never will. Paul Gascoigne funny-football predictions football No one is ever going to be as good as I was Paul Gascoigne I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson]. Paul Gascoigne alex ferguson cabinets I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful. Paul Gascoigne glasses wine games I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow. Paul Gascoigne drinking yesterday trying I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable. Paul Gascoigne eight faults soccer I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give. Paul Gascoigne team giving rooms A boy is better unborn than untaught. Paul Gascoigne unborn teaching boys Scholesy is one of my favourite players of all time. He was a great professional who had everything and I used to love playing with him. You could give him the ball in any position, he would take one touch and you would know exactly what the next move would be. [ . . . ] He was magical, pure class. Paul Gascoigne player class moving I know as a manager you have to abide by the chairman's decisions. But his decisions were this team, that team, this player, that player. The chairman is a control freak. Paul Gascoigne team decision player I had to accept that I was an alcoholic, that was the main thing. I think you've got to. But I try not say that I'm an alcoholic. I prefer to say that it's a disease I've got. Paul Gascoigne disease trying thinking But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away. Paul Gascoigne good-day sunday monday Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better. Paul Gascoigne mental-illness problem goes-on I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon. Paul Gascoigne real dream mean I've learnt and I just want to be respected for what I've achieved on the pitch. I know I haven't achieved much off it but I do know I've given pleasure to people watching me play football over the years. Paul Gascoigne play football years It was a big relief off my shoulder. Paul Gascoigne relief bigs soccer If the fans want me out, I'll put my hands up and leave. Like a proper man. I won't make excuses, I'll leave. Paul Gascoigne hands-up fans men If I want to be a better person for whoever is in my life, I have to learn. Paul Gascoigne uprising inspire life
