Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere. Jeff Ross More Quotes by Jeff Ross More Quotes From Jeff Ross People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center of attention, even when there's a target on their forehead. Jeff Ross down attention love people I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else. Jeff Ross about just like comedy