Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible. Larry Wall More Quotes by Larry Wall More Quotes From Larry Wall Perl programming is an *empirical* science! Larry Wall perlprogramming If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are going to start thinking you're from New York. Larry Wall new-yorkpeoplethinking There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit. Larry Wall smellstrangeair Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes. Larry Wall computerwishsometimes I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid. Larry Wall smartbecomingstupid What you'll need most is courage. It is not an easy path that you've set your foot upon. Larry Wall pathfeetneeds Even the White House has a press agent. Larry Wall agentswhitehouse I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'. Larry Wall strictgrammaruse Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'. Larry Wall heyusememories Reserve your abuse for your true friends. Larry Wall reservestrue-friendabuse The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all. Larry Wall computerhard-workshould It's hard to tune heavily tuned code. Larry Wall codehardtunes Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine? Larry Wall bitsmachinesrunning Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died. Larry Wall suicidebunchpeople There's some entertainment value in watching people juggle nitroglycerin. Larry Wall valuesentertainmentpeople Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds. Larry Wall perlshouldlong Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'. Larry Wall hashclueshould It is easier to port a shell than a shell script. Larry Wall shellseasierscripts A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you. Larry Wall bossfirejobs The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl. Larry Wall smellselfhands
